I just turned down this lesbo via text. Now she's pissed. Am I going to get stabbed?

If she's the stabbin' kind, then, yeah, maybe.

She gives herself piercings, so I think so.

If that's so, then if I were you I'd be glad I did it via text. Just make sure to keep your running shoes on.

"I don't get mad. I get stabby"

lol I'm pretty sure that's a Simpsons quote, but I don't know the context.

Fat Tony says it...I'll have to Google it.

Edit: Looks like it's from Grift of the Magi

started drinking heavy beer.

I stole 67 rain drenched records from an abandoned apartment last night.

Lesbian was not as mad when I offered to go get food with her sometime. I just hope she isn't the norm. I've seen the type of shit that's on craigslist.

Craigslist is epic sometimes

craigslist is hilarious. fuckin' comedy gold.

except for the "musician's wanted" section, at least in my area, because all everyone plays here is mall metalcore and faux-blooze cock rawk covers. this makes my soul sad inside.

prinded

I sent that picture to his myspace hahaha.

i want bacon

panchetta and gouda and good bread

a good day

I hate edited for TV movies. Who says that "shitkicker" is worse than 'asskickker' or "bull dyke' ?

Ahh that`s a great episode too. One of their best, in fact.