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atsonicpark 05.10.2010 07:41 PM

who you calling cootie queen you lint licker?
 
hmm.

ni'k 05.10.2010 07:49 PM


 





 


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I started out just like you at the bottom, but then I strived to better my self. I got myself a pair of knee pads and a bib and started sucking cock down the portopotties and got myself into my own office with a view. Hell, my entire experience at this company has been nothing but one big fat dong party! As soon as you walk out of this office I'm gonna be on the phone with a shareholder to set up an appointment to suck cock in Liverpool this afternoon! Now before you run outta here screaming, are you circumcized? Because smegma just totally ruins it for both of us.




 





 

You have to keep your teeth out of the way, make sure you don't gag, bob up and down, keep him AND try to make him!
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demonrail666 05.10.2010 07:51 PM

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pbradley 05.11.2010 04:28 AM


 




 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApWAs9P0Sh8

alyasa 05.11.2010 05:07 AM

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Dr. Eugene Felikson 05.11.2010 05:38 AM

 

alyasa 05.11.2010 07:07 AM

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Count Mecha 05.11.2010 11:25 AM

I don't lick strangers faces unless I'm fucking them.

By the way I think that commercials hilarious. That particular line anyway.

pbradley 05.11.2010 01:39 PM

 

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