I'd really turn straight for Uma.She's fucking beautiful,she is.

scarlet! oh scarlet.

Meh, I don't know about Uma. She was good in Pulp Fiction, but not in a sexy way.

As we know, Uma's getting a bit older now, but she is the most exquisitely beautiful woman there is. I don't know the particulars, of course, but even still, Ethan Hawke should be forced to have the word "dumbass" tattooed to his forehead.
I once had a girlfriend for two years that's 5'11"" and looked just like her, so it's a bit rough to even look at Uma sometimes. She also spoke and moved a good bit like Uma does when I've seen her interviewed. I had to be beat the tail off me with a stick when I'd go out with her to a bar. Most guys were scared to approach her, but they would hoot and holler if they pulled up next to us at a stoplight. This sort of thing happened often.
I know everyone may roll their eyes when they read that and think it's an exaggeration, so believe what you want, but I've been fucked-up ever since that break-up...I never thought it would happen to me.

uma and scarlett are both gorgeous.

when i look at scarlet my cock does a little fart.

Isaac Mizrahi thought about turning when he saw Scarlett in that red dress.

oh halp halp HAAAAALP

nicole!

I don't think scarlett is as beautiful as Uma,though.She's very pretty but Uma is in a league of her own.And i fell in love with her even more when she was on The Jonathan Ross Show.Such poise and grace.

i've always had this weird attraction to the erase errata bassist... this might sound insane but she kind of reminds me of scarlett johanson

you're right that does sound insane

i don't care i love her

hehe.Check the rep Whore.

and what do you know about girls, wrong-cock?

something about the upturn of the nose (& possibly the hair) maybe

I just do.Accept it like the humble man that you want to be.

something more to the face than just the nose although you're definitely onto something there...
it's more like the mouth... like the shape of the mouth... not the lips... i dunno... i'm weird w/ faces... i get them mixed up sometimes... i confuse people a lot, especially when i was younger...

Uma needs more love (ok so I enjoyed looking for pictures)






Yeah the pictures are big. You deserve to wait.

what do you guys think of Vera Farmiga?