I don't need no rockin' chair, I can rock almost anywhere, daaaarlinhg

I've just bought the Tricky record, and will listen to it tonight. I'll let you know what it's like. "Smelly guy" - ewwww! No wonder you're waiting.

Hellos to the crypto from me!

alo melly
i'm going to bed
talk to you later this afternoo, yeah?

Yeah, crypto, no probemo - we'll talk then :)

Feel free to copy/paste this middlefinger wherever and whenever you need to.
I don't hate anyone at the moment, but i felt this pic was so glorious it needed to be posted somewhere on here for people to stare at in total disbelief.

354 word French paper in 20 to 23 minutes. I should be given a medal.

ha ha even trolls are lame!

just kill those motherfuckers, and the idiots who encourage them trying to pass as clever. what a bunch of fucks.

only 4 more weeks and I'm off to Vietnam

ha ha I take it back, if everything that's going on is a backfire caused by this thread, fair play to them, I say.

I found a jazz club less than two milels from my house. Free music on Mondays.

yeah, yes, apparently we (not me, but "we") "invited" them into our lives and now they style themselves as interwebs commandos in search of a meaningless revenge. still, they should fuck off, right? im in short supply of patience today i guess.

I guess they'll take their "revenge" and then move on and find something better to do, like all trolls do. People from here "trolled" them, now they're trolling back. Honestly I can live with it, I don't think they're much fun/interesting (altough I liked that "worst case ontario" bit) , but it's not like they're ruining my life. I'll just stop reading their posts, buah buah.
chabib will take care of the useless posts, sometime in the future. Perhaps.
mah mah!
anyways, ____I already spent too many words on the matter, time for a illyquore glass.

I was born on a farm!

do you need a laxative or something? you were given a link by nic just now pointing you in the direction from which they came, and yet you still (somehow) think they were "invited"?

they came (I did too, twice) and they conquered. "you people" are so easily riled on the best of days. maybe you should take yrself (and this board) a little less seriously. it'll do wonders for yr blood pressure, I swear.

besides, apart from not condoning vigilante justice toward emmAH, I've enjoyed watching "you people" pull out yr hair as they have fun. yes, fun. it's really the only thing the internet is good for. apparently not here though. this place is for leaving yr pretentious books about so visitors can ooooh and aaaahh over yr intellectual might.

you cannot defeat trolls with angst (welcome to i-net 101). you can only deliver them sustenance by it. I would think you might know this already.

my kung-fu is strong; I'd be happy to offer lessons (for a reasonable price).

:)

Don't go fuck in the barn, because the barn's on fire!

Hi, this is funny.

hi everyone.

Hey schizo, how you been?

I did a timed write essay today on The Sound and The Fury.

Woop. Waap. Weep.