Happy birthday Plips
 

Happy birthday guy!

You have a day sir.

Happy Birthday! Crayons!

For my birthday, here in the future, I'm refusing to sleep. What are you doing???

be well.

I think birthday suicide would be the perfect ironic blast to my current bout of existential blues, and I aim to give it a shot, the first chance I have at a birthday.

Thanks for the good idea! Now, let's writhe together in soul-burning pain.

How can we hold hands during our suicide pact, if your's keeps falling off?

For the record. I'm very much a pervert.

My penis is lying in a pool of blood and bile, on the ground. I think I cut when I meant to stab. Zigged not zagged, it seems. I don't know if I should just push the nub in, and call myself a lady, or just lay down next to my still-moving appendage, and bleed out into a nice long nap. So sleepy. So very very slee.........py.

Sir, I needed a chainsaw. Good day, to you.

Happy death day.

I may have lied to you. There's a good chance that I did not chop off my penis, although I did marry and impregnate a much younger women. Not pædophile young, but young enough to ensure that I die much sooner than she does. That's ok, as neither of us are Catholic, nor subject to any sort of denominational directives other than our own paganistic lusts.

What this means for you: you are safe from suicide for at least another month, and the people who have been watching you have been called off.

Now, you may watch as I wear your skin, as I drape it over me like a deflated skin-sack, leftover from birthdays past.

I AM THE USER PLips, and the P stands for "probably".

Happy Born Again Day......

Happy Birthday PLips.

I hope you are granted an endless supply of non-carcinogenic but delicious cigarrettess

Happy Birthday!

happy birthday!

oh hey happy birthday!

plips, if youare this bad get yourself an e-cig and start vaping

you will save a lot of money

make sure to buy a decent one because many popular ones are utter garbage and useless.

We love ya bro best new poster in years.. fuck the ween forum their loss is our gain.m wish i could send you a carton of Winstons yo

Happy birthday!!!

ill pitch in a few dollars to make this happen