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Rob Instigator 07.08.2009 12:25 PM

leaving the house wearing funky shoes
 
 

 

Rob Instigator 07.08.2009 12:26 PM

russian gymnast can lifet heavy glass balls with her 'gina
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jgO4...layer_embedded

noisereductions 07.08.2009 12:27 PM

I'm so glad I decided to peak into this thread, man.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Rob Instigator again.

Rob Instigator 07.08.2009 12:29 PM

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” Tatiata Kozhevnikova said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina.”

"You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook,” Tatiata Kozhevnikova added.

"It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” Tatiata Kozhevnikova says.

floatingslowly 07.08.2009 12:30 PM

"leaving the house wearing funky shoes" is the most fucked up fetish I've ever heard of.

personally, I'd prefer they took the shoes off.

please post more shoeless (and sexy) feet for my masturbatory pleasures.

also: I count my blessings being able to post here daily. how Rob has managed to also work in "googlin' pussy all day" is beyond me.

you are a man amongst mice, rob, and I salute you.

noisereductions 07.08.2009 12:31 PM

oh c'mon. This thread isn't about Lindsay at all. Let's stay on subject jerks.

floatingslowly 07.08.2009 12:33 PM

ok. fine. post pics of lindsay excercising her intimate muscles, and I'll call a truce.

Rob Instigator 07.08.2009 12:37 PM

remember when there was flesh on her frame?
 

noisereductions 07.08.2009 12:38 PM

There's never enough rep for Rob.

floatingslowly 07.08.2009 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
remember when there was flesh on her frame


 


her left nipple is 45 degrees off-center and pointed upward (gravitationally speaking).

what the fuck's up with that?





ok. now I'm just trolling. I'll even admit that she looks hot there (other than that goofy nipple). maybe she just needs to stay the hell out of the sun.

Zombie Robot 07.08.2009 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I'll even admit that she looks hot there (other than that goofy nipple).


what about that stink eye?

Zombie Robot 07.08.2009 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
"leaving the house wearing funky shoes" is the most fucked up fetish I've ever heard of.

personally, I'd prefer they took the shoes off.


but some shoes are only made/meant to be worn in bed.
i want the x-4012 pair SOOOOO bad!

 

floatingslowly 07.08.2009 12:46 PM

^^^ as long as I can see feet at some point. I'm ok with that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zombie Robot
what about that stink eye?

good call. I was concentrating so hard on the breasts that I didn't even look up.

maybe she's had a stroke. :confused:

noisereductions 07.08.2009 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

ok. now I'm just trolling. I'll even admit that she looks hot there (other than that goofy nipple). maybe she just needs to stay the hell out of the sun.



can't... answer... looking... pictures... what?

Rob Instigator 07.08.2009 02:55 PM

and Lady gaga is wearing funky s+m gear
 


 

Seandi 07.08.2009 03:03 PM

Who's that gurl?

Rob Instigator 07.08.2009 03:52 PM

That's Lady gaga, not emma watson

this is emma watson

 

Dr. Eugene Felikson 07.08.2009 03:58 PM

For floatingslowly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EqcRKMF76M

Seandi 07.08.2009 04:04 PM

I would totally give LG the What for.

Zombie Robot 07.08.2009 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seandi
I would totally give LG the What for.


by 'what for' u better mean kicking her in the throat or something.


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