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golden child 04.14.2006 11:26 PM

the greatest sensations of life
 
white chedder cheez-its
black coffee
fydor dostoyevsky
bowel movement
salmon bisk
jacking off in the bathroom at school
sleeping

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 04.14.2006 11:31 PM

I never jacked off in the bathroom at school. The bathroom at my first job, yes. I always had these crazy sexual fantasies that a customer would want it really bad and jump me.

Ummmm, yeah, Dostoyevsky, Sleeping, Eating, songs with eargasms, making sexy eye contact with a girl you have never talked to or met before.

Glice 04.15.2006 05:12 AM

Spine tingles just before coming up; Really strong Stilton; certain carpets; satin; the love of a good woman; fellatio.

h8kurdt 04.15.2006 05:31 AM

Is this a spin off of Woddy Allens "What makes life worth living"?

Listening to the half of the Washing Machine song

Grete 04.15.2006 06:52 AM

concerts concerts concerts concerts concerts concerts concerts concerts concerts concerts music music my guitar my amplificator my dog astronomy love mathematics and that's all

truncated 04.15.2006 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
Spine tingles just before coming up; Really strong Stilton; certain carpets; satin; the love of a good woman; fellatio.


You have to love a guy who uses the word "fellatio."

Oh dear, where to begin:
Having your hair played with
I like the term "eargasms" so I'll steal that, and echo SJIND's sentiment
Lattes
The consistency of pudding
Stopping for a piss on a roadtrip
Backscratches
Endorphins
Getting immersed in a book
Asiago cheese
Someone idly stroking your face

Wait, are we talking actual physical sensations, or things we simply dig? This list could go on for ages.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham 04.15.2006 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Ummmm, yeah, Dostoyevsky, Sleeping, Eating, songs with eargasms, making sexy eye contact with a girl you have never talked to or met before.


I just went through this a couple of days ago at school.
As for the jackin' part I think I did that once.

h8kurdt 04.15.2006 09:31 AM

The smell of new carpet for sure
Friends in general
Watching a realy good movie with a really good ending

Glice 04.15.2006 09:46 AM

So we can separate everyones favourites so far into: Bodily functions, sexual pleasures and carpet? Does that not strike anyone else as a bit weird?

truncated 04.15.2006 09:49 AM

Carpet is omnipresent in your everyday existence. You probably have more bodily contact with carpet than you do with any other object. Its quality is intrinsic to the human state of mind.

Savage Clone 04.15.2006 09:50 AM

There is no carpet in my home.
Carpet free zone here.
I loves the wood.

truncated 04.15.2006 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
There is no carpet in my home.
Carpet free zone here.
I loves the wood.


Nah...that's just too easy.

marleypumpkin 04.15.2006 09:53 AM

"Most of the world is carpeted. & one day we will do the cleaning."
-Sienfeld

Savage Clone 04.15.2006 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truncated
Nah...that's just too easy.



Easy to clean, yes.

And I need no carpet-cult to do the cleaning either!


(thanks for not taking the obvious set-up)

truncated 04.15.2006 09:56 AM

Seinfeld really is a definitive life manual.

Ooh your name reminds me - I LOVE plunging my hands into the cold guts of a pumpkin and tearing them out. It's so cathartic.

truncated 04.15.2006 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Easy to clean, yes.

And I need no carpet-cult to do the cleaning either!


(thanks for not taking the obvious set-up)


Carpet-cult? Is that like a group of rug-munchers?

HA ha ha

Oh god, someone kill me

I'm on juvenile-joke-overload

Give me a lobotomy

truncated 04.15.2006 09:58 AM

Re: your edit -

It'll happen eventually. I am unable to control these childish impulses.

Savage Clone 04.15.2006 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truncated
Ooh your name reminds me - I LOVE plunging my hands into the cold guts of a pumpkin and tearing them out. It's so cathartic.



----By "pumpkin," she actually means "baby," and by "cold guts" she really means "vital organs."

Glice 04.15.2006 09:59 AM

As a side-line, does anyone apart from Americans actually get Seinfeld? It really doesn't make any sense to me. I know a fair few people (Jews, largely) who go farther and find it actively quite offensive and rubbish. Can anyone non-American explain it to me?

marleypumpkin 04.15.2006 09:59 AM

I know what you're talking about truncated. There's nothing like that feeling of holding pimpkin innards in your hand, & thinking there some foriegn substance. LIke calves brains. Fuck Yeah!


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