Custom Schizoflavoured Voicemail
 

are you sad?



lonely?



lacking in fun one-woman productions of rent and various other musicals on your voicemail?



looking to chat or hear schizophrenicroom's voice serenading you from the bottom of her pinot grigio heart?

LOOK NO FURTHER THAN HERE.

every week, i will choose one number given to me at random and call it at an odd time of night (depending on where i am, it could be early or late) and do my best to perform whatever i feel like at the time to the best of my abilities and amuse you. if you're so inclined, PM me your number- like fuck i'm giving it away- and be prepared to have your mind blown.

Now who on earth here would give out their number to you for this? ;)

yeah, anyone who does that is silly.

"are you sad?"

"lonely?"

Take a look at some of the recent thread titles and the question answers itself.

Utah in the House! How goes it, forcefox5?

i would. consider it sent. i loves me some humor.

Oh Gawd.

This board = Win.

Join the programme, sir, you won't regret it ;)

I suppose that would really depend on what you were 'performing'.

See: third post in this thread

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=23800

if schizo is willing to pay international long distance charges, i'm down for this like the syndrome.

hells yeah, every-e.

i'll find out what you need to dial from u-town to my cell and pm you.

ohhh, i'm going to new york in a couple of weeks, i'll pm you that number too.

sweet!

I'm way too excited over this than I should be.
Mad props for this idea, bud.

no...


nope...


i guess i am!


i don't know about no pinot grigio!


i'll look no further-- but for how long...? i have a full morning schedule...


ha ha ha that sounds awesome. yes.

my mom warned me not to talk to strangers.

I've never listened to a word she's said.

bring it.

This has possibilities....

I (sadly) live with my parents. My mom is the sweetest thing on Earth, but her English is pretty bad. My dad's english is much better, but he picked it all up while working in a orange juice factory full of foul-mouthed men.

I would love for schizo'room to call up late at nite, and get either my mom:

"Yess, who spik-ing plisss?"

or my dad:

"Who fuck is this? Why you ring, me sleeping, bluddy stu-pets!!"

At least, these are the responses I get when ringing my parents...

I've already leaked too much information about myself on the internets, I need not leak my number.

if there was a way to set it up so that you could record the message that people hear when they call my voicemail i'd have you do that.