BASED GOD
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3SjyVGxAJU
Pretty Bitch chopped and screwed by Mike G




Iced up, bitch, with your girl on my dick.

Lil B is the artist I listen to the most these days. You may not take him seriously but the nigga has skills. Some of his shit is pure ridiculousness. Other shit is so serious. Three cell phones cause the bitch knows nothing. He a pretty bitch and he's changed my life.

PRAISE BASED GOD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUbBtrfL7r0
I'm a martian.

Other notable songs:
Suck My Dick, Hoe
Hancho
Hoes on my Dick with Andy Milonakis
T-shirt and Buddens
Pretty Bitch

Lil B is dope, the hate he gets is retarded. Probably from people not based enough most likely.

HOES ON MY DICK CAUSE I LOOK LIKE SANTA.

All the bitches say my dick just like magic.
Girls say I'm cocky. I let em have it.


Anyone who can listen to music like Lil' Wayne, Kid Cudi, or fucking Waka should enjoy some Lil' B. He should be the most popular rapper around.

PRETTY BITCH CLAIM. YOUR BITCH STILL SUCKING.

He's not as good as THE GAME.

Fucking blasphemy, DaddyLikes.

I'm hooked.

this is not the way the world works.

and by world, I mean ho---- women.

<3 LIL B

crypto, bruh, i want to touch you

So far I have...

Everything Based
Evil Red Flame
Illusions of Grandeur
I'm Gay
Red Flame
Scriptures From BasedGod Vol 1

I can't stop listening to him.

It's super addicting. I still listen to "I'm a Martian" at least once a day.

posting in a gay thread.

gtfo

is it wrong that I only like GOOD hip hop? I don't think it is and having been a fan since The Sugarhill Gang, I feel that I'm offered an expert view of just what exactly GOOD hip hop is... and this ain't it.

GOOD hip hop doesn't need to be chopped and screwed like a murdered whore. GOOD hip hop starts off that way...GOOD. GOOD hip hop features a lyrical mastery that's completely missing from TH¡S SW¡LL. GOOD hip hop is more than just shocking homophobic fagboyz by announcing "I'm GAY!!"". GOOD hip hop doesn't care if your gay. GOOD hip hop will fuck anything that moves. GOOD hip hop thinks your grandmother looks hot in tight pants. GOOD hip hop will make your paraplegic sister orgasm hands free. GOOD hip hop will make your dog scream OH GOD MORE. this has nothing on GOOD hip hop.

ITT: wiggr wankstas.

you are just an old man. i find most old hip hop boring & dull in comparsion to today's standards, it's really outdated

magnets. how the fuck do they work???

floatingslowly: 666
based god fans: 0

does anyone else have sex wounds from last night?

I'm scratched the fuck up and I think my nipple's bleeding.

once more, the lack of lyrical mastery amongst dem yoot dem is appalling.

contractions, motherfucker.

meh. now you're just being childish. but i'll let you know that as opposed to you, english is not my mother's language. plus i just rushed that post.

i'll still let you know a few more things:
you are listening to lil b the wrong way if you're just looking for some groundbreaking, thought provoking lyrics. it isn't about that, at least not his "swag" stuff. however, his "i'm gay" album is a different story, it's his most serious effort, give it a shot & you'll be surprised.
the themes in this album are enlightening, i'll even strech the line and say life-changing. lil b really DID make me gay (happy).

either way, he's one of the coolest, and most easily likeable people in rap. the way he shifts from hilarious stuff like "bitch i'm paris hilton" to "unchain me" is beyond amazing. and how many musicians do you know who give out their albums for free? he put a link for his album on twitter, for the fans who couldn't afford it.

now let's not be ignorant to the basedgod, or each other.

GOAT pic tbh.

I am 99 times the rap god based will ever be, gaymongers.

no, really, I'm telling you, my nipple hurts.

ode to based god:

damn based god
floatingslowly is more better
damn based god
Derek wears a kitten sweater.
kitten sweater kitten sweater
his mom's pussy's gettin wetter
woooOooo kitten sweater
woooOoooo mommy's pussy gettin' wetter
gonna stick my dick in dick in dick in
gonna eat some chicken chicken chicken
woooOoooo stick my dick in a chicken
woooOooooo got a chick in my kitchen
and she flippin pamcakes like mothafucka
while I fuck ya motha fuck ya motha
syrup in her pusssy and her ass is filled with butta
drippin aunt jemima never taste no better
lick it up sweater kitten swag style
based god fag style
fag style
fag style
wooooOoooo slow the beats down
wooooOoooo ICP vomit clown
damn based god your fan's all wiggers
damn based god my swag is bigger
damn based god better quit, I figure

the rest of the song is filled with violent vinyl scratching and rape sounds.

i see that you are really frustrated about the basedgod, then i suppose he fucked your bitch, just thank him for that & for inspiring you to actually do something with your poor, poor life (that lame "poem").

dat sugarhill gang could only dream about being as gay as their bitches after he fucked them.

thank you, based "god", for taking all the twatish fans and keeping them for yourself (anal rape).

floatingslowly: 777
debased fans: -1.5

at least that trickassbitch louder has the spunk to fight. the rest of you people (gays) are rife with slack.

fight for your silly rap wannabe, piglets.

it's Friday (Friday), I'm bored and covered in sex wounds. stop being such pussies.

you really don't wanna diss Lil B man, he'll ether your ass just like he did to Joe Budden
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N9zy7kypq4

flotz - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNTHf5_R_gE

I did get the new Bitch Mob mixtape. not really into it as much as Illusions of Grandieur. I wanted to nab the free I'm Gay but the link on his blog got taken down. :(

floso isn't trying to change the world.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwkg4Qa_-bg

i wish Diplo made a compilation of Lil B remixes, like Gucci's

p.s. "i'm gay (i'm happy)" = mediafire.com/?ebf3mp4jg2mmhf0
(it's legal!!)

after watching the last uTube link in this thread, I am now quite convinced that not only am I a better rapper, but I could full-on take lil/b/ in a street fight. take and destroy.

based god fucked floso's bitch

that would make him your daddy.

I hereby issue a challenge to lil(penis)b. intergalactic rap battle. winner gets to (continue to) fuck derek's mom.

Bitch Mob Vol 1 has def grown on me. I just think the beats on that tape are especially awesome. They sound so like early 90s minimal. I gotta get the chopped n screwed version too now. And I just downloaded Black Flame this week.

for those who were worried: I got better.