damn, i wanna go to jamaica now
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymJX2LvA_FM
daaaaamn the girl in the white with the red hair knows whats up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwXfK4Zyb-0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF4vHFEf-18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrK4aRPXCnM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUkHYwkMCTA


i know rob will enjoy these

now dude, i mean.

everyone in their lives should just do whatever they want to.
but the reason why they're doing that kind of bullshit publicly still remains a mystery to me.

fuck discos.

....Oh ma dayz.

EDIT - On the second link....just the shouting on the background...added to that...twisted...

*proceeds to turn off internet, and laptop before hitting the sack*

why dont you go to jamaica, dont take any computers or have internet access and stay there.

hahaha!

Images of crypto partying in Jamaica would find their way into Hello! magazine,i'm sure.

That would qualify him for 'I'm a Celebrity..'. The british public would adore him. He'd get his own show on Channel 4.

Well,it's all he REALLY wants from life,though,isn't it?

He'd be presenting CD:UK sooner than you thought.DJ Hell?That's sooooo 1999!

I would suppose so. He'd drink himself to death, and have a huge funeral, like George Best. Then Crypto Jr. would appear on reality tv, as well as many of Crypto's dates publishing 'their story' in the Daily Mirror.

And Anne Robinson would put up a special charity Weakest Link with all his dates participating in it.

Jonathan Ross would have him on his show, and then get as far up his behind as possible. The Four Poofs would have crypto's face on their shirt.

He would also do a co-headlined tour of northern working mens pubs with Roy 'Chubby' Brown.

He died about two posts ago.

Who?Roy 'Chubby' Brown?That'd be a cause for celebration.

wow, i havent laughed this hard in a while, haha

thats because you have no life and have to post pictures of everything you do here to try and prove it to complete strangers.

Down boy.

says the guy who spends all of his time criticizing me. like i stated earlier, i dont have to prove anything to anyone. you either like me or you don't, and you obviously don't (and that is okay). If you really hate me that much, why dont you just put me on Ignore??? It's not that hard.