Are you a hipster
 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hipster
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Does this seem accurate. I'm not indie enough to know, i guess

So are you one?

Nope, I'm not a hipster. I don't think there is any classification for what I am.

no. i stopped using myspace long ago.

I don't think I wear the right clothes to be a hipster.

ironic retro fashions?independent music and film, alternative comics?
i would sure hope im not

same here

a variety of internet geek, perhaps?

T&B is so hip, he can't find pants that fit and has a personal tailor on staff!

the only people who deny being hipsters are hipsters themselves. theyre the only ones who care so much about theyre own image that they deny being in their own subculture, as that would suggest theyre not individual.

If I asked President Bush if he was a hipster, I'm pretty sure he'd say no.

me and my friends like to crack jokes about scenesters, which makes us pretty scene i guess.

when my social status is in question i like being a wiseass and saying that im not hip, punk, jock and that i am me. i am ben-david gilman

which i guess is probaly the hipest thing i could say

and all the people who aren't hipsters might deny being a hipster too... or an english person, because hipster is not an english word, unless you are refering to a type of ladies trouser.

So how would the non-hipsters answer?

I'm so hipster it hurts. You probably all are too. You just can't admit it.

I still really have no clue what a hipster is.

I'm a hipster doofus.

Im CRUNK

fuck no! hipsters are protoyuppies. once their student loans run out they go & become lawyers, record-label executives, and marketers for upscale products. an inflow of hipsters in a neighborhood s the first sign of gentrification, which brings yuppie doom: starbucks across the street from another, dean & delucas, & the ultimate expression of "there goes the neighborhood!"---designer furniture stores.

but i could describe myself as a geek of all trades (i don't have a single obsession: computers, music, film, books-- but in the spirit of geekdom, not scenesterism).

Grrr.

Sick. I don't like the sound of any of that. I dress totally scene though. Maybe its just because I'm a fag I dunno.