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Glice 12.05.2006 06:20 PM

Greatest band names
 
Especially those whose music you've never heard. I was reminded earlier that 'The Master musicians of Bukkake' are a band, as are Bilge Pump. I've heard neither's music, but both have names which are brilliant.

Honorary mention for the Phil Collin's Three, although they don't count because I've seen them. They were fucking ace mind.

youthoftomorrow 12.05.2006 06:24 PM

The Inalienable Right to Eat Fred Astaire's Asshole

Savage Clone 12.05.2006 06:28 PM

Tornavalanche.

Glice 12.05.2006 06:35 PM

Another band that are disqualified for me because I've heard of them (and have a tape! Remember tapes? of them) is Luke Buttredger.

Hip Priest 12.05.2006 06:40 PM

All I know about any of the following is that they exist/have existed:

Anal Phlegm
Fromage d'Amour
Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army
Phlegm Fatale
The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra

'Phlegm Fatale' is especially excellent.

Glice 12.05.2006 06:45 PM

Lest we forget the immortal Anal Beard, who, again, are disqualified because I accidentally heard a bit on the radio last year.

RdTv 12.05.2006 07:41 PM

Thumper & The Plaid Rabbits

whorefrost 12.05.2006 07:55 PM

Glice, yr sig seems more and more apt every time i check in on this place.

ZEROpumpkins 12.06.2006 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hip Priest
The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra


That one is excellent.

Toilet & Bowels 12.06.2006 09:40 AM

vas deferens organization

disqualified:
duran duran duran

gmku 12.06.2006 09:43 AM

The Rolling Stones

Toilet & Bowels 12.06.2006 09:45 AM

nice contribution mr boring.

porkmarras 12.06.2006 09:51 AM

Disqualified:
My Dad Is Dead
Paul Newman

Both on Trance Syndicate

Savage Clone 12.06.2006 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
nice contribution mr boring.



OOOOOoooooH!

gmku 12.06.2006 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
nice contribution mr boring.


Thanks. I respect your opinion a lot, too.

Tokolosh 12.06.2006 10:23 AM

Millions of Dead Cops

Iain 12.06.2006 10:39 AM

Bilge Pump are quite good.

jon boy 12.06.2006 10:42 AM

massive plug.

Glice 12.06.2006 11:14 AM

Disqualified: Satanicpornocultshop.

Signpost 12.06.2006 11:57 AM

Elvis Hitler

Better_Than_You 12.06.2006 11:59 AM

Leftover Crack

LittlePuppetBoy 12.06.2006 12:30 PM

Red Transistor
Husker Du
Dalek
Meat Puppets
Pavement

Danny Himself 12.06.2006 02:45 PM

The Permanent Crackheads

Onani Nic 12.06.2006 07:07 PM

Slugfuckers

timtimtim 12.06.2006 07:36 PM

Schmitty Warheimer and the cleanup brigade

krastian 12.07.2006 01:03 AM

Kermit and the Aborted Shim Shams

Inhuman 12.07.2006 01:16 AM

Big Youth
Funkadelic
Tangerine Dream
Buffalo Daughter
A Silver Mt.Zion
Godspeed you Black Emperor!

Androol 12.09.2006 07:01 AM

Anal Sausage
Scrotum Grinder
Assuck
The Brandon Walsh
Spider Cunts
Man Is The Bastard
Sonic fucking Youth

MellySingsDoom 04.29.2007 09:17 AM

Black Fag (queer B Flag 'tribute')
The Hook and Pull Gang
Death By Blowjob

Washing Machine 04.29.2007 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
Lest we forget the immortal Anal Beard, who, again, are disqualified because I accidentally heard a bit on the radio last year.


One of my friends used to have the nickname 'Anal Beard'
But it got shorted quite a lot to the point of people just going "Hey Anal, Hows it going?"

atsonicpark 04.29.2007 09:50 AM

prick jagger

MellySingsDoom 04.29.2007 10:41 AM

I once saw a terrible band in Croydon called Shag Nasty.

Bytor Peltor 04.29.2007 05:26 PM

Jesus Penis

Turmoil In The Toybox

atsonicpark 04.29.2007 05:42 PM

haha how did you know about jesus penis? that was the worst band i've ever been in..

pbradley 04.29.2007 05:49 PM

Dying Barnyard Animals
Bloody Fishknuckle and the Tumor Heads

pokkeherrie 04.29.2007 07:51 PM

Little Bitchard

I've never heard them and I'm not even sure if it's a band or a DJ, so they qualify for this topic... although Cliff Bitchard would've been even better.

hat and beard 04.29.2007 08:39 PM

Bathtub shitter!

FUCK... I'M DEAD

disqualified: I've always thought Maher Shalal Hash Baz was an excellent band name in a very tasteful way.

SonicSam 04.30.2007 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
Lest we forget the immortal Anal Beard, who, again, are disqualified because I accidentally heard a bit on the radio last year.


Their singer used to be a geography teacher at my friends high school!
Funny names:
Thatcher on acid
Margret Thrasher
Accidental goat sodomy
Brute Forcyth

SonicSam 04.30.2007 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hat and beard
Bathtub shitter!

FUCK... I'M DEAD



great bands! BS win extra points because all of their songs are about shit!

sarramkrop 04.30.2007 04:09 AM

Disgusted By The Whore
Rage Against The Coffee Machine
Amanda By Night
Goatwhore
Amputatoe
Armpit
Adult Children Of Heterosexuals
Ancient Chinese Penis


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