think of all the anal-probes could you get!! :eek:

Yes exactly. Anyways, never really been a big fan of Star Wars (is this a movie right?). So I have no idea of what you guys are talking about.

True true

hey hey some one mention Alien Anal?

Well aren't you like 12? You probably never saw the original trilogy before they added all the lame-ass special effect in for the "special edition." Get your hands on the original theatrical trilogy and watch it. It is very good.

I am not twelve, my mind is. My flesh is twenty-two.

I know, I just felt like insulting you for no reason.

It is my beauty that is all, you are just jealous of my beauty. Admit it.

Is that you in the yellow avatar picture? If so, I'm sorry no. Your eyes are too far apart for my tastes.

Oh don't insult my lover porky.

porky is a Time Lord, not a space alien! :rolleyes:

has he shown you his TARDIS?

Oh I must need to watch more than that one episode of Doctor Who.

Ok, well if that is porkie, I don't even know what you look like.

posting doesn't make you anything, i guess it's the other way around.

i'm not trying to say you're a major deviant, but since you're a self-proclaimed "virgin" (whatever that means, i don't see how the term applies to men), i'm going to hypothesize that the overheated testicular vapors seeking release rise to your brain for lack of a better outlet, and make you start fantasizing about jabba the hut. that's just a hypothesis. but personally, i believe it's pretty damn accurate!

Word! Your idea of a vagina is worrying.

womp rats, that is too easy.

no bigger than 2 meters.

see also: Beggers Canyon.

!!!

You mean Beggars Canyon!

Yes, with his tounge. In her bum.

which character has the funniest haircut in star wars?