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█████████ 03.10.2008 11:21 AM

Drink some pheromones, bitches...
 
In nature, pheromones play an important role in sexual communication between opposite sexes with a species. Many examples of this can be seen. Take for example, when a dog is in heat. The bitch releases pheromones while in heat that will attract male dogs from miles around (and they come lusting). Similarly, the human pheromone androstenone, relays subconscience information about the virility and dominance of a male. These effect are detected by the Vemeronasal Organ (VNO) located in the nasal cavity. Everybody has one, scientists have known it existed in humans but only recently has research shown that it is associated to pheromone in humans.
PLAIN ENGLISH - GETS UP WOMEN'S NOSES
Modern day man, due to meticulous hygiene and the use of perfumes/deodorants has made his natural human pheromone levels low, almost non-existent. Another compounding factor to low pheromone levels is the significant decrease in pheromone secretion as age increases. Highest pheromone secretion levels are observed during adolescence and steadily decrease after that.

TO SUM UP ALL THIS IN PLAIN ENGLISH, IT'S THE PHEROMONE CONTENT THAT DOES THE TRICK! THAT'S WHAT WOMEN SNIFF OUT - AND THEY COME LUSTING!

ORDER YOUR PHEROMONES HERE


http://www.pheromonesuperstore.com/

!@#$%! 03.10.2008 11:43 AM

pussy eating is good!!

go away, peddler of chemicals.

floatingslowly 03.10.2008 11:46 AM

without pheromones, you most likely won't be able to poon-dive.

just sayin'.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham 03.10.2008 11:58 AM

haha, poon-dive, ha.

!@#$%! 03.10.2008 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
without pheromones, you most likely won't be able to poon-dive.

just sayin'.


DO-OH!

we poon-dive BECAUSE of them sonny.

which is my point-- a flask is no substitute for the real WILD THANG

█████████ 03.10.2008 01:03 PM

tony,
we use the flask to make them come lusting.

floatingslowly 03.10.2008 01:04 PM

sssh be vewy vewy qwuiet. I'm hunting wild poon with my speaw and majick helmet!

OH, SPEAW AND MAJICK HELMET!!!


 

!@#$%! 03.10.2008 01:08 PM

ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha

but not majik helmet but majik FLASK, per jico's fantasies

they've been selling that shit ont he back of airplaine magazines since like forever.

but anyhuevos, gotta get back to the work thing.


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