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Rob Instigator 09.15.2009 11:24 AM

Youth and Idiocy
 
This was sent to me by my brother who works at a clinic in Austin TX.

so I did a two hour sex ed presentation to a bunch of adolescents...here are the questions of the day

"so sir is it true that after I am done stabbing her and I done nut inside, I can just piss in her and it'll wash out all that nut so she can't get pregnant, right?"

from a young girl- "after I fuck ten guys and my pussy is all loose, will it go back to normal?"


from a guy- " is it true that pussy juice clears up pimples, cauise I used to have pimples and then I started eating out my bitch and I ain't got pimples no more"


ahhh youth and idiocy

Rob Instigator 09.15.2009 12:01 PM

the stories my bro tells me of the fucking INANITY of kids age 12-18 regarding sexuality is amazing. Thank you George Bush's "preach abstinence instead of sex education" america!

floatingslowly 09.15.2009 12:05 PM

so sir is it true that after I am done stabbing ten guys and I done nut inside, I can just piss juice, cauise I used to have sex ed presentation and I ain't got no more pussy. will it go back to normal from a guy?"

Lamont Cranston 09.15.2009 12:39 PM

WAT

notyourfiend 09.15.2009 01:20 PM

Are you sure that they aren't just fucking him yr brother?

Rob Instigator 09.15.2009 01:25 PM

he has been teaching sex ed seminars and testing kids for STD's and all sorts of stuff for 5 years. the stories he tells me are ridiculous. Some may be messing with him, but the ignorance is appaling.

just horrible shit. stupid stupid stupid people out there.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.15.2009 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend
Are you sure that they aren't just fucking him yr brother?


fe real. I have met some stupid kids in regards to sex, but that sounds awfully suspicious.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.15.2009 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
he has been teaching sex ed seminars and testing kids for STD's and all sorts of stuff for 5 years. the stories he tells me are ridiculous. Some may be messing with him, but the ignorance is appaling.

just horrible shit. stupid stupid stupid people out there.


but.. its not just the ignorance of kids, many and most adults are equally uninformed.. its not really a "sex education" problem as much as an american cultural taboo to be sexually explicit to high school kids.. people still believe that if they talk about it (even abstinence) than they are inspiring kids, but its not conversation that inspires kids, its being fucking terribly horny.

adults are as stupid as kids in this regard..

Satan 09.15.2009 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

so I did a two hour sex ed presentation to a bunch of adolescents...here are the questions of the day

"so sir is it true that after I am done stabbing her and I done nut inside, I can just piss in her and it'll wash out all that nut so she can't get pregnant, right?"

from a young girl- "after I fuck ten guys and my pussy is all loose, will it go back to normal?"


from a guy- " is it true that pussy juice clears up pimples, cauise I used to have pimples and then I started eating out my bitch and I ain't got pimples no more"



hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha




HA

SuperCreep 09.15.2009 04:31 PM

the first and third sound too ridiculous to be true.

or at least i'd hope so.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 09.15.2009 04:39 PM

Fuck Yeah Teenage Youth!

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.15.2009 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue
Fuck Yeah Teenage Youth!


I think you should adjust your sig with these new quotes!

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.15.2009 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator




from a guy- " is it true that pussy juice clears up pimples, cauise I used to have pimples and then I started eating out my bitch and I ain't got pimples no more"




 


maybe there is some truth to that one.. after all, "yes, amazing!"

Rob Instigator 09.15.2009 04:42 PM

I am going to get my bro to write me all the freaked out shit they ask.

he had one pregnant girl who wold not believe the pregnancy tests saying she was pregnant, who told him she could not be pregnant because she "coughed out" all her boyfriend's cum.

Rob Instigator 09.15.2009 04:44 PM

it is a societal thing. Parents are afraid to be frank with their kids, schools are completely afraid to get sued by prude parents, and so kids learn about human reproduction from pornos and from their friend's stories.

!@#$%! 09.15.2009 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator


from a guy- " is it true that pussy juice clears up pimples, cauise I used to have pimples and then I started eating out my bitch and I ain't got pimples no more"



that one i believe!

viewtiful_alan 09.15.2009 05:12 PM

Health class last year gave me many gems...

"Is it true that you can get aids from eating after someone else who has it?"

"What happens if the girl you havin sex with is pregnant and you poke yo lil baby in her tummy wichyo dick?"

"Bitch claims she got pregnant from swallowin my cum! She lyin?"

Elder. 09.15.2009 05:14 PM

If you have sex with the bitch on top gravity will keep the c-men from hitting her tubes.

!@#$%! 09.15.2009 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by viewtiful_alan
Health class last year gave me many gems...

"Is it true that you can get aids from eating after someone else who has it?"

"What happens if the girl you havin sex with is pregnant and you poke yo lil baby in her tummy wichyo dick?"

"Bitch claims she got pregnant from swallowin my cum! She lyin?"


hey man i hear you like swordfights

 

viewtiful_alan 09.15.2009 05:23 PM

Thas hawt


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