happy st patricks day!
 

you fucking irish (This includes me as well.) i don't know about you all but i'm going out tonight and getting shitfaced drunk.

how about you?

i'll be getting pissed in a couple of hours time-got a show to do first unfortunately.

How are you Irish?

Also, I, for one, will not be getting shitfaced. I loathe the practice that's in place- to celebrate a saint FOR FUCKS SAKE by drinking yourself into ridiculousness. I've argued with the best of friends about this. It's a stupid 'tradition' and a stupid idea and I bet St Patrick is turning in his grave. Ireland is about more than drinking, too.

irish? i didnt know that, where do you live in ireland???

anyways, i got bought green shoes today, so dont pinch me

NOT!
Anyway I got shitfaced yesterday and I'm all out of money so no alcohol for me tonight.

IS.

Ireland has hardcore christianity, paulybee, and ass.

whatever.

why does everyone claim to be irish? even people who have a distant uncle 100 times removed and with one single cell in their body possibly being slightly irish they still lord it up?

oh and happy st patricks day.

Too bad france won 6 nations :( :(

it is weird, i forget who it was either but someone here doesn't like irish-americans to call themselves irish either, some weird thing

im in a good mood for some green clothing, drunk girl pictures.

i don't need excuses for that :p

how about this....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/6457689.stm

I celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

I beat my wife, wore a Guiness hat and had inadvisable anal sex with a Catholic teenager before complaining about William of Orange whilst walking pigs on string to the pub where I had a fist fight with the priest who raped me when I was a teenager, all the while dancing like that cunt Flatley. As is befitting of several clichés.

In reality, I just got shit-faced.

Ah, tebeysher, tebeysher, so idaas, yhr as hoirish as they coom, so y'har.

youre lesbian?^ or are you a guy? i always thought you were a girl

I am a girl. SMELL MY MENSES.

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaa aaaa

where have you been these past weeks, you bastard? the board has been in need of good laughs.

Mrs. Clone and I went for a bike ride, after which we watched some Anime and a Poe adaptation with a young Jane Fonda and Bardot. My daily routine was impacted enough by this "holiday," so I decided being at home was the way to go for this. I had seen enough shirtless chests painted green for one day.