Best named songs
 

Picnic By The Motorway - Suede

"Venus In Furs" - The Velvet Underground. I know, it's taken from a book. The name Velvet Underground is, too, and is great.

"Blues in Bob Minor" - Robert Wyatt

Paranoid android
Desolation row
Expressway to yr. skull
Catholic block
Self-obsessed and sexxee
NYC Ghosts and flowers

the only red white and blue i salute is pabst blue ribbon

AND

i sent concentration camp footage to america's funniest home videos

outhouse of the pryeeeeeee

Cunt Tease

Anal Cunt!

Favourite song titles including: "I noticed that you're gay", "Punching JoeBonni's face in", "I hope you get deported", "Phyllis is an old annoying cunt", "I just saw the gayest guy on earth", "Van full of retards", "Recycling is gay", "You've got cancer", "You are an interior decorator", "Pottery's gay", "You look adopted", "Windchimes are gay", "I respect your feelings as a woman and a human", "I became a counsellor so I could tell rape victims they asked for it", "I like drugs and child abuse", "You rollerblading faggot", "Woman, nature's punchbag", "I ate your horse", "You robbed a sperm bank because you're a cum guzzling fag" and many more.

The Sun City Girls' "I Knew A Jew Named Frankenstein"
Happy Flowers "Mom! I Gave The Cat Some Acid"
The Boredeoms "Bite My Bollocks"

Mother, my body disgusts me-Swans

Hit me Baby One More Time.

bungie - naked disintegrating parachuting woman

Keep On Roll

I'll meet that and raise you a Big Black "Fists Of Love".
Followed by Anthony and the Johnson's "Fistful Of Love"

I fold

Until Saint Lavigne comes out with 'Use me like the worthless slut that I am', of course.

(In Monty Burns voice) Excellent.

There's a track by an old Scandinavian punk band called "Every Hole's A Goal".

And we haven't even STARTED with GG Allin yet.

Her new song has the word 'motherfucking' in it. This is good.

Avril always was a little minx like that. If you play Sk8er Boi backwards you can definitely hear her saying 'tie me down and use me you big fucking cock-star'