so, what will you do to pass the time until amerikangod posts a picture of his dick?
 

knitting perhaps?




or maybe spending time with your family or loved ones?




or perhaps just kickin back with some close friends, enjoying a light mood of friendly conversation and jovial banter.

I'm going to watch the countdown clock with some friends and a neat bottle of Chianti.

you should hang out with jimi more, he was into checking out CHICKS and not dicks..

here, I believe this should be more appropriate

That's the most homophobic thing I've ever read. You should get your dick out to apologise to all the batty AIDS-trains on SYG.

no, you're just being heterophobic ;)

i am.

because straight sex has the worst consequences.

heterosexuals are fucking disgusting.

yeah, that's 2wice today suchfriends has made a homophobic remark. i would just hope that he can extend that universal compassion and love of his to us homos.

it doesn't really bother me tho, nor glice, because he's just trying and it doesn't work.

hetereosexuals really are gross tho, they shove their all pervasive and sickening culture down everyone elses throats in a desperate attempt to make it some sort of unquestionable natural reality because it's really so horrendously violent and unappealing even to them they need all the help they can get supporting it.

but there's no reason to despair because there is always hope they will find the light.

true love does not discriminate, even you oh corrupted hetero, can turn you soul to the queer and be forgiven for your sins.

i wonder if there is straight/homo interaction porn available.

haha, you're like the thinking person's message board version of todd.

i was referring to todd from scrubs.

In terms of how to position the brand new extra-widescreen tv that I bought just for the occasion, can someone tell me whether Amerikangod and Suchfriends will be presenting their cases in portrait or landscape format?

i don't know, but i know it should be in ultra hd with an option to make it holographic aswell.

and there should also be a personally signed dildo made from a mold of it sent to each person to reply to this thread, in their choice of luminious pink latex or cream filled chocolate.

yes, perhaps a rather flippant and not thoroughly considered comparison on my part. no dong directed disrespect was intended.

I was promised an advanced copy in exchange for me allowing him to post my pic on his favorite gay porn site, guyswithiphones.

and by allowing, I mean, what the fuck could I do about it?

this is something that really needs to be broadcast in 3D

i'll be texting everyone about this event.

it will go down in the history of the syg as one of the defining moments. like adams finger butt saga or swaygate or tomviolence.

yeah, i guess it will be special.

not as special as when someone posted herself in a catwoman costume, though. where is that pic and who was it?
i still remember that, she was seriously fucking hot.

is anyone else here hoping for a plot-twisting vagina?



ps: @verme: flophouse floozie

now a plot twisting vagina really is something to behold.

I'd like that.

I think the most aesthetically eye-catching way would be to post a vertical image of yr erect dick as a 3-part post, triptych style.

i think you should post it here, or in its own specific thread.

lol'd.


i bet amerikan has an implanted vagina in his ribcage. so unless we are getting a full body shot, i doubt we'll be seeing his vag

now?? we're not ready. the countdown clock still has 37 minutes left.

unless that's how long its gonna take 2 upload...?

the countdown clock was just an estimation i made based on an earlier given approximation of the time, so you don't have to wait that long.

haha...he's "UPloading it now." ...get it? Good one!

and a fine one it is too, no overt veinage, notably straight and neat, leonardo himself could not have sculpted a more streamlined model, all in all a dong for the ages.

Good work

why do i feel dirty?

lol, possibly.

nyc... maybe sept.

now its time for one of the girls to get her cunt out.

For some reason I laughed really hard (lolpun) at your penis, amerikan.

So when I move to NY if I do, we're going to hang out right?

Sure, I just need five shots of something and that'll do it.

the fags thing was intentional, though I am not sure quite how homophobic because the tone could not necessarily be conveyed through the internet, so I apologize.

In regards to the Jimi crack, jesus the guy never went without a ditzy white girl escort, clearly he was into em. How is that homophobic?

Light as a feather man.

dood.....