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knox 01.18.2013 02:25 PM

why does it have to be a woman? pff.

floatingslowly 01.18.2013 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gast30
i'm still here to meet a american woman who wants to marry me so i can have an american ID

As an ambASSador of the Untied States, I must warn you that what you are asking is not only illegal, but subject to earning you a 10 year ban on entry, simply for asking.

You have been warned!

gast30 01.18.2013 03:12 PM

americans must pay me
if they want me walking around in the states

do you really work at an embassy ?
can you help to free julian assange?

floatingslowly 01.18.2013 03:16 PM

You need to speak to Ecuador.

My duties are purely ceremonial. I round up virgin females for use in the sex trade business.

gast30 01.18.2013 03:17 PM

a burningman hippie working at the ambassy ha ha

i was going to say something
because i'm soo stoned i forgot

if i remember tell you later

floatingslowly 01.18.2013 03:21 PM

Where do you think the best virgins come from? St. Paul? New York? Belgium???

knox 01.18.2013 03:22 PM

yes come back in 12 hours if you had a brownie or 3-4 if not

gast30 01.18.2013 03:23 PM

see if you can use luxury whores who sleep with russian officials
would make a great news title "JULIAN ASSANGE FREE WITH HELP OF RUSSIAN OFFICIALS"

and then they use assange to work for the KGB
where he can hack american cybersystems 24-7

then the balance in the universe of revenge is restored for a hacker

knox 01.18.2013 03:24 PM

you came back too soon

gast30 01.18.2013 03:24 PM

can you send a sampel of these virgins so i can compare and make my conclusion

gast30 01.18.2013 03:25 PM

two more posts and i'm gone lol

floatingslowly 01.18.2013 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gast30
can you send a sampel of these virgins so i can compare and make my conclusion

I'm sorry; however, people who support the international sex trading of virgins, such as yourself, are not allowed in our country.

Have a sun shiney day, pard'ner.

:)

gast30 01.18.2013 03:29 PM

lol just seen your avatar

wichcraft woman who's soul is taken by satan (the cat)

didn't know you were soo deep into this satanic stuff
anyway, don't worry, i won't use the ignore button

knox 01.18.2013 03:30 PM

very deep, so deep, very deep into this satanic stuff.

floatingslowly 01.18.2013 03:37 PM

These accusations have followed me since highschool.

A woeful warlock and his Thelema dilemma.

Sad tidings.

Apage, Satanas.

knox 01.18.2013 03:38 PM

just so you realise how satanic this really is
see the woman and cat in my avatar too
woman = satan
cat = more satan

the ikara cult 01.18.2013 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knox
very deep, so deep, very deep into this satanic stuff.


you must spread some reputation around etc

floatingslowly 01.18.2013 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knox
just so you realise how satanic this really is
see the woman and cat in my avatar too
woman = satan
cat = more satan

I.....never noticed the cat before. I took it for a shadow.

What kind of devilmagick is this, to make a cat so suddenly appear, as if from shadow???

My familiar has a truename, it's C-i-r-c-e.

Glice 01.18.2013 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by louder
apparently everything that is feminist, vegetarian, hipster, sarcastic, pretentious (etc) is awesome in your book.


I... what? You're clearly very silly indeed. I don't really read this forum much any more, but if you cunted off anyway, that'd be grand.

Incidentally, I was recently told by someone who'd spoken to a teenager that 'awesome' is a bit of a lame word now. But still. Whatever the word that is the word that means awesome in youngpersonspeak applies to all of those things, except hipster and pretentious, which are always empty insults.

Incidentally (II), knox is fucking awesome [or whatever the word for awesome is these days... oh, you read the bit above. Sorry. Over-caveating]

I'm here checking PMs. This is also my first night of leisure since about November. I've been doing a lot. And I'd be out watching some bands but the snow has rendered me housebound.

http://mothersofthethirdreich.bandcamp.com/ everyone should listen to MottR. Many of you would like them.

And as I'm here, I should probably gloat that a mate of mine met Herr Moore the other day who described a band I'm in as 'legendary'. Gloat gloat gloat. Gloaty gloat gloat. Gloatingslowly. Glooooooooooat.

Glice 01.18.2013 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
C-i-r-c-e.


There's a great pun you can make around 'metis' and 'me, 'tis!' It'll definitely make you lol if you're into opaque jokes.


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