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Daycare Nation 07.30.2006 10:39 PM

Does Sonic Youth Masturbate?
 
And if so, how does it affect their relationships? For instance, does Kim get mad when Thurston cybers in a chat room? Or does Thurston get mad when he learns that Reena taught Kim a few things when he was gone?

Danny Himself 07.30.2006 10:40 PM

Circle jerks. Duh.

k-krack 07.30.2006 10:43 PM

of course not! Sonic Youth are pure! Kim was actually immaculately impregnated. much like mary magdelen (sp?)

Cantankerous 07.30.2006 10:44 PM

mary was a liar.

Daycare Nation 07.30.2006 10:44 PM

What about the Circle Jerks? I used to have a song or two by them. Do they masturbate?

drrrtyboots 07.30.2006 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Daycare Nation
What about the Circle Jerks? I used to have a song or two by them. Do they masturbate?

Yes and they get quite messy.

Daycare Nation 07.30.2006 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by drrrtyboots
Yes and they get quite messy.


How does it affect their relationships?

k-krack 07.30.2006 10:47 PM

ah the circle jerks (the band) kicked ass. i went to this hardcore show yesterday and i think a band played Red Tape by them.

k-krack 07.30.2006 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
mary was a liar.


nuh-uh! i swear, she told the troof!

Cantankerous 07.30.2006 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by k-krack
nuh-uh! i swear, she told the troof!

i know she was a liar, because I FUCKED HER, goddamnit!

drrrtyboots 07.30.2006 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Daycare Nation
How does it affect their relationships?

Well i'm sure, they learn to clean up after their own mess and get along in tight living quarters without any complaints.

Daycare Nation 07.30.2006 10:54 PM

Or they could clean up after each other?

drrrtyboots 07.30.2006 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Daycare Nation
Or they could clean up after each other?

They learn from experience. Good and bad.

Lipslikewindows 07.30.2006 11:00 PM

Magdalen wasn't immaculately impregnated, goofuses.

Cantankerous 07.30.2006 11:01 PM

no, but magdalene was.

Daycare Nation 07.30.2006 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
no, but magdalene was.


umm no, actually that was Mary of Nazareth.

Cantankerous 07.30.2006 11:05 PM

oh right, mary magdalene was the whore. SRY.

drrrtyboots 07.30.2006 11:07 PM

Fucking davinci code.

Daycare Nation 07.30.2006 11:09 PM

Actually there is no evidence in the Bible that Mary was a whore...all we know for sure is that she was a wealthy woman who financed the ministry of Jesus, and that seven devils were cast out of her.

Cantankerous 07.30.2006 11:10 PM

and she fucked lots of people.

k-krack 07.30.2006 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
i know she was a liar, because I FUCKED HER, goddamnit!


no you didnt! i did!!

Cantankerous 07.30.2006 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by k-krack
no you didnt! i did!!

well she was a total whore, let's just say we both did.

k-krack 07.30.2006 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
and she fucked lots of people.


like me and you. not jesus. he was ugly.

k-krack 07.30.2006 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
well she was a total whore, let's just say we both did.

agreed

Cantankerous 07.30.2006 11:12 PM

 


he had pretty eyes.

Daycare Nation 07.30.2006 11:13 PM

That used to be my wallpaper for my latptop.

drrrtyboots 07.30.2006 11:14 PM


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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
he had pretty eyes.

I beg to differ
 

Daycare Nation 07.30.2006 11:14 PM

The Bible doesn't talk about Mary fucking anybody.

k-krack 07.30.2006 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
 


he had pretty eyes.


hes got eyes as blue as an ocean. except hes butt ugly.

Cantankerous 07.30.2006 11:16 PM

 



but look at the compassion he had for sheep

acousticrock87 07.30.2006 11:17 PM

 


But a Godly beard.

drrrtyboots 07.30.2006 11:17 PM

 


Jesus knows no compassion.

acousticrock87 07.30.2006 11:18 PM

What are you talking about? He has gloves of Mercy.

k-krack 07.30.2006 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Daycare Nation
The Bible doesn't talk about Mary fucking anybody.


you just havent read the bible. theres three or four psalms dedicated to it. her fucking me and cantankerous...its there.

drrrtyboots 07.30.2006 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by acousticrock87
What are you talking about? He has gloves of Mercy.

 


Or so he thought!

Daycare Nation 07.30.2006 11:21 PM

"you just havent read the bible. theres three or four psalms dedicated to it. her fucking me and cantankerous...its there."

No, you're making that up. Talk to some Bible scholars. They will tell you that you and cantankerous didn't fuck Mary.

k-krack 07.30.2006 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Daycare Nation
No, you're making that up. Talk to some Bible scholars. They will tell you that you and cantankerous didn't fuck Mary.


uh... im pretty sure yr wrong. about as wrong as "bible scholars". they are idiots. here, i'll quote the bible.
Psalm 50 hundred, verse 12, line 16-18.
"And there lay mary, k-krack and cantankerous, in the throngs of sin, a threesome, thrusting and pulsing, sweaty bodies wreaking of sex and sexy."

Lipslikewindows 07.31.2006 07:57 AM

Truly, one of David's weakest efforts.

kingcoffee 08.01.2006 08:23 AM

First of all, Daycare Nation has started yet another ridiculously stupid thread. And secondly, yes Sonic Youth masturbate. A lot.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 08.01.2006 10:10 AM

of course they masturbate!!!!!!!!!!

....while listening to rather ripped!


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