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Toilet & Bowels 08.13.2008 03:45 PM

gay fingers?!
 
Apparently if you're a gay man your index finger is longer than your ring finger, and if you are a straight man your ring finger is longer than your index.
I'm straight and on my left hand the ring finger is longer, on my right the index is longer.

Is this theory bullshit? Do the gay dudes on here have finger lengths than correspond with their amourous interests? Are their any straight guys whose fingers are trying to tell them something?

!@#$%! 08.13.2008 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
Apparently if you're a gay man your index finger is longer than your ring finger, and if you are a straight man your ring finger is longer than your index.
I'm straight and on my left hand the ring finger is longer, on my right the index is longer.

Is this theory bullshit? Do the gay dudes on here have finger lengths than correspond with their amourous interests? Are their any straight guys whose fingers are trying to tell them something?


your left hand models and your right hand drinks beer and belches

i read that same shit the other day and i thought it was science fiction. but it appears to be serious.

i also read that gay men have in average bigger cocks-- so self-proclaimed heteros who boast of a huge cock might be trying to cover something up.

on a vaguely related note, one of kundera's novels had a chapter dedicated to men with a longer index finger. it was fucking funny and more having to do with politix but i don't recall so well.

terriblecanyons 08.13.2008 03:46 PM

Are you paranoid?

Rob Instigator 08.13.2008 03:47 PM

this was actually done scientifically and seems to point to a better than 80% propensity

MellySingsDoom 08.13.2008 03:48 PM

On right hand, index and ring fingers are roughly the same.

On left hand, ring finger longer than index finger.

Hmmm....

Maybe I'm a gay-bi-hereto-gay person....

floatingslowly 08.13.2008 03:48 PM

both of my index fingers are nubs.

what does that mean???

al shabbray 08.13.2008 03:48 PM

when I look at my hands its the other way round

Rob Instigator 08.13.2008 03:49 PM

hope none of you havea pinkie longer than yr peen!

terriblecanyons 08.13.2008 03:50 PM

What if you don't have a peen?

floatingslowly 08.13.2008 03:50 PM

I don't really care for this kind of science, but honestly I think that Gay Finger would make an awesome Bond villian.

!@#$%! 08.13.2008 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
What if you don't have a peen?


everyone has one

it just comes in different sizes

and i hope yours is shorter than your pinkie!

anngella on the other hand loves megaclits. :D

acousticrock87 08.13.2008 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I don't really care for this kind of science, but honestly I think that Gay Finger would make an awesome Bond villian.

Hahaha. Yes.

And my ringfingers are longer.

terriblecanyons 08.13.2008 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
everyone has one

it just comes in different sizes



If that's the case, then everyone has a vagina too.

al shabbray 08.13.2008 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
What if you don't have a peen?


then you are a lucky one ?!????

Cantankerous 08.13.2008 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
your right hand drinks beer and belches


that's not all it does...

!@#$%! 08.13.2008 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
If that's the case, then everyone has a vagina too.


in a way, yeah.

i dont mean to get clinical here but the eye of the cyclops is a tiny pussy

and the nutsac is the hugest labia you ever saw

freaky, yet fucking cool

MellySingsDoom 08.13.2008 03:54 PM

Cantanky - Ah, wanks for the memories.....

!@#$%! 08.13.2008 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
that's not all it does...


i don't wanna know.

SYRFox 08.13.2008 03:54 PM

I have no hands. How am I supposed to know :(

!@#$%! 08.13.2008 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SYRFox
I have no hands. How am I supposed to know :(


maybe there's a toe thing going on as well

but it's easier to find out if you get aroused or not at the sight of cock


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