im a fuckwen rocker
 

tonight i was ar the battle od th bands
excues me im drunk
and at the end they asked for a guitarist
and im like
'yeh i play!!'
ans got this chick to go on drums
and he asked 'can u play, play that dfunky music?'
and i said 'yeh man of cfourse i can' and he let me on stage with a guitar
then i demanded to the crowd thART I GET distortiong
and i did
then i played punk tunes
and fingered the crowd with the two fingersd!!!
and i got a cheer
then the strap broke
but i caught the ghuitar and i played on my knees
and got a cheer again
and then i got kicked off stage!!

dude, thats sweeet.

awesome

hhas was the best!@!
my finger id bleeding so much because i ddnt have a pick!!
but i fucken rocked the stage and fucked them all over!!

Why did you get kicked out of the stage?

because they wanted 'play that funky music' and i was playing punk riffs and fingering the crowd!

Haha. Awesome.

Stick It To The Man

Man, you are wasted :p

Was it your first show?

haha wow way drunk last night
i always wake up early when iv been out drinking, its shit

last night rocked
umm it wasnt really a show seeings i wasnt spose to be there, but iv played another small gig before but it was nothing.

What did you drink?

was drinking beer then ended up drinking mixed vodka drinks and smoking

Darn, it's been a while since i've been drunk, usually due to the lack of people willing to buy it for us.