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terriblecanyons 08.17.2009 09:30 AM

Soy makes kids gay
 
http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327

This is by far the most intelligent, unbiased thing I have ever read in my entire life.
Discuss.

TheFoxBen 08.17.2009 09:35 AM

Good, I've never eaten or drunk anything containing soy.

chrome noise tape 08.17.2009 09:59 AM

 



"Unfortunately, when you eat or drink a lot of soy stuff, you're also getting substantial quantities of estrogens.

Estrogens are female hormones. If you're a woman, you're flooding your system with a substance it can't handle in surplus. If you're a man, you're suppressing your masculinity and stimulating your "female side," physically and mentally."

gualbert 08.17.2009 10:03 AM

Does soy turn gay kids straight?

floatingslowly 08.17.2009 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by chrome noise tape

 




^^^ I'm sorry, but yr too late. I have already co-opted this image for my own evil purposes.

!@#$%! 08.17.2009 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327

This is by far the most intelligent, unbiased thing I have ever read in my entire life.
Discuss.


does the definition of "gay" here include lesbians and what about girls?

but fuck yeah we've known about phytoestrogens for YEARS. i eat very little soy for that reason-- it's ok in moderation like everything but you know the vegetarian religion, they have their idols...

go find yourself a good buffalo steak now, montana.

notyourfiend 08.17.2009 10:23 AM

i love soy. my roommate can't drink milk so that's all we ever have. woops.

!@#$%! 08.17.2009 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend
i love soy. my roommate can't drink milk so that's all we ever have. woops.


prevent tit cancer & switch to such shit as:

almond
rice
hazelnut!!
coconut!!

& other "milks".

then again what with the milk obsession. i quit lactating in my 1st year of life. i much rather have whiskey at this point.

terriblecanyons 08.17.2009 10:29 AM

Milk is gross.

!@#$%! 08.17.2009 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
Milk is gross.


i used to think so then i drank organic milk from grass-fed cows and holy motherfucking shit ooooh the elixir!!!

but yeah, generally, whiskey.

terriblecanyons 08.17.2009 10:32 AM

I dunno, I mean I just think about where it comes from, and I'd rather not. That and the taste is gross.

floatingslowly 08.17.2009 10:33 AM

is it gay for a man to play with his own soy-induced boobs?


ps: I can make myself puke simply by thinking about the smell of milk.

!@#$%! 08.17.2009 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
I dunno, I mean I just think about where it comes from, and I'd rather not. That and the taste is gross.


not all milks are created equal.

go look for pennies in your sofa, gather up 5 bucks and go to the hippie store for a real treat. get some horizon milk, or strauss, or ask about some local milks that are NOT supermarket grade.

who cares where things come from?

everything that we eat ultimately grows in a pile of shit.

ah, the squeamish get on my fucking nerves.

floatingslowly 08.17.2009 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
not all milks are created equal.


what about leche de pito? I've heard that makes you gay too.

terriblecanyons 08.17.2009 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
not all milks are created equal.

go look for pennies in your sofa, gather up 5 bucks and go to the hippie store for a real treat.

who cares where things come from?

everything that we eat ultimately grows in a pile of shit.

ah, the squeamish get on my fucking nerves.



Hippie store? I live in Wyoming. :rolleyes:

!@#$%! 08.17.2009 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
Hippie store? I live in Wyoming. :rolleyes:


what about farmer joe, or whoever the fuck.

go to a fucken farmers market and demand some fresh whole milk from grass-fed cows.

that shit is like ice cream. best fucking milk ever. except for mother's milk-- i won't go into details about this.

!@#$%! 08.17.2009 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
what about leche de pito? I've heard that makes you gay too.


haaa haaa haaaa

i don't know what counts as "gay", but i thought that's how you okies acquire your manhood-- by eating manhood-- lots of it-- or is what i heard not true?

terriblecanyons 08.17.2009 10:41 AM

If I can find somewhere that sells real milk around here I'll let you know. Until then I'll keep on avoiding it.

This Is Not Here 08.17.2009 10:42 AM

Why Homosexuality Should Be Banned

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSfFa...eature=related

(perhaps the funniest thing I've ever seen)

!@#$%! 08.17.2009 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
If I can find somewhere that sells real milk around here I'll let you know. Until then I'll keep on avoiding it.


avoid regular supermarket milk like the plague. it's fucking disgusting.

if you happen to catch horizon milk (it's a red carton, with a b/w cow, and even wal-rats sells it), just grab it and run for the register.


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