The Nose Thread
 

How's your nose?

I can't explain why my nose is so damaged and it hurts so much today. I must have done something to it I can't remember. Maybe I didn't clip my finger nails well enough and cut through the flesh near the bone while cleaning it .

I once fucked someone up their nose.

But their nostrils were huge, so it didn't feel like much.

I wish this was true

It is. Jerk tried to say my junk was too small, but we all know that's bull.

I am imagining this right now and it makes me so happy

Pictures or it must have been a toddler's nose.

Toddler? That's sick. Not sure what you're suggesting. I'm strictly an 18 and over nose-fucker.

And of course there are no pictures. Wouldn't want to cheapen the moment.

i've always wanted to bust a nut in someones earhole. we should really measure our dicks and posts the results. add complaints and encouragements without a linear line to yr ego. no bragging and check yr self esteem here.

mines in between 6, 6 and a half. think i'll stick with the three devil holes and one slut.

And ladies, measure your vagina, from labia to cervix, and post results.

No cheating!

tha va j j is elastic and doesn't count.

I accidentally started giving my body parts names.

My nose is named 'Väterchen Franz' after a song about a drunk communist.

^interesting....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK7QKHE6JvQ

a bit off topic...
My testicles are referred to as Pancho & Lefty.

I hate the rare pimple that grows inside the nostril. PAIN

dude was going inside his nostrils for like what seemed forever and then stuck the finds under his desk; whole class was alerted each time he started his procedure within few seconds.
however, noone ever looked under dude's desk.