!@#$%! is bisexual
 

Call me, !@#$%!.

'tis true. once, in a drunken haze, i bro'd crypto.

it's a trap!!!

thanks hayden dear, but contrary to popular belief i do stay away from minors...

call me when you graduate college.

I'm nearly 17.

I put out, !@#$%!.

college man, college.

no college, no candy! :D

But I'm not going to college!

what are you going to do, work in retail? no way!

Become a drug king pin.

"Kingpin" is one word.
Then again, once you kill off your competition, you won't need to know how to spell anything.

So what, he's going to go into racketeering Oxford and Webster's now?

"63 word changes or else, mo-fo."

die, please.

!@#$%! post average: 17.41 per day
Blatherskite post average: 13.36 per day


Yeah, this is a huge imbalance.
At least the bulk of !@#$%!'s posts aren't consumed with singling out one person for insults. He insults a whole lot more people than that.

Tickle your naughty bits for a few minutes, see what happens.

Yeah, but just that one time.

Last orders. You even have the cheek of calling people boring when lifeless meaning is all you're made up of.

someone needs to ban this douche

Indeed. !@#$%! has made innumerable valuable contributions to the board, not to mention the fact that he is generally recognized as being one of the most literate and intelligent people who come here on a regular basis. Seriously, if you were going to single someone out for being boring, tedious or dumb, there are any number of people who would come first.

EDIT:

"Dumb fucking cunt."
Whoa, that's clever and original. Excellent comeback! Best I've ever seen. Sarramkrop won't know what hit him.

Wow, you are as thought provocking as Wow!