sonicl's flirtation school
 

sonicl has some killer material so please share the wealth!

along the lines of ask pookie.

Oh Jon Boy, you say the nicest things, you cheeky little imp.

see what i am saying!

Raise your standards. Come on, I'm not giving away my best lines just so you can try to pick up a fat lass.

dear sonicl,

i have teriible yellow fingers and teeth yet i want to impress the ladies. what can i do?!?

stephen, surrey.

Paint the rest of your body yellow and claim you have jaundice. I recommend that you try this at a hen night when all the partying women are dressed as nurses. They'll be unable to resist.

dear sonicl,

i am quadraspazzed on a life glug. how can i flirt succesfully?

trevor thuzz, lichfield.

Dear Sonicl,

The details and urban legends of my sexual conquests travel far and wide. I do not think I need your advice. Sorry to let you down,

Danny