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HaydenAsche 05.09.2006 03:59 PM

God vs. Jesus
 
Who would win in a fight?

Everyneurotic 05.09.2006 04:00 PM

mohammed would bomb the crap out of both

TheDom 05.09.2006 04:02 PM

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to HaydenAsche again.

Excellent poll.

I'd say Jesus. After the rigorous training he went through when he carryied a cross up a mountain, I'd say he must have some big ass guns.

TheDom 05.09.2006 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
mohammed would bomb the crap out of both


yeah right

it would be Muhammed vs Rastafari and God vs Jesus and afterwards the remaining 2 would duke it out to be champion.

m^a(t)h 05.09.2006 04:16 PM

since jesus actually exists, jesus

nomadicfollower 05.09.2006 04:18 PM

God. What did Jesus do that was so great?

krastian 05.09.2006 04:21 PM

Jesus Christ! What have we come to. God!

Hip Priest 05.09.2006 04:27 PM

There are three approaches to the issue.

1. Jesus is the true 'Son of God'. If so, the matter of how difficult the win is rests upon whether one adopts a homoousian or a homoiousian (ie is he the same substance as the father, or similar but not the same substance) approach to the being of Jesus. Either way, God wins though.

2. Jesus is real but God is non-existent. If so, does Jesus win by having no opponent, or must he fight (the potenttially much tougher and problematical) belief in God, rather than God himself? If the latter, God will win.

3. Jesus and God are both real, but Jesus is not the 'son of God' in any divine way. If so, then God must inevitably be the winner.

Also, bear in mind Jesus mistaken belief that one should always turn the other cheek. How could an opponent win when he voluntarily disables himself.

Jesus for the moral victory, God for the physical one, and to continue 'running' the universe.

Everyneurotic 05.09.2006 04:29 PM

jesus was a fucking hippie so no love for the bastard.

god can take it's belt off and beat the crap out of him better than any movie mel gibson could direct.

m^a(t)h 05.09.2006 04:32 PM

I love how people believe that god is a man or even a communicatable spirit....

!@#$%! 05.09.2006 04:33 PM

i declare a forfeit. jesus is willing to let himself be crucified. he's dead and rotten. his father was a bird. i doubt he's survived this long. ticket refunds for all.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.09.2006 04:48 PM

Jesus is God in the flesh. So it would be fighting himself. But I'd have to say God because Jesus is God confined to a weak human body, and God would be in his full uber form.

HaydenAsche 05.09.2006 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
i declare a forfeit. jesus is willing to let himself be crucified. he's dead and rotten. his father was a bird. i doubt he's survived this long. ticket refunds for all.


NO! I need that money for my child support.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham 05.09.2006 06:49 PM

This is the dumbest question ever. The concept of God says he is all mighty powerful.

HaydenAsche 05.09.2006 06:51 PM

You're the dumbest question ever.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham 05.09.2006 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
You're the dumbest question ever.


I know, I know.
I walk the streets pondering the answer to my meaningless question.

HaydenAsche 05.09.2006 07:07 PM

Yet, you will NEVER find an answer.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham 05.09.2006 07:09 PM

As I came to the end of the road, I stumbled upon a black cat. I lifted my foot into the air, and ate it like a fucking T-bone steak!

finding nobody 05.09.2006 07:47 PM

you guys are to much!

qprogeny79 05.09.2006 08:13 PM

if jesus is god, then wouldn't god just be beating himself up?


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