advice?
 

Okay, so I know it's silly to ask for advice on a message board but I figured yalz might be able to provide some insight...or at least dark humor....

A friend of mine has a roommate who works at a Pet Shelter and seriously neglects her animals. Never cleans their cat litter, leaves the house randomly without feeding them. She is now about to foster a dog. My friend is too non-confrontational and does not plan on doing anything (even though she was never asked about the prospect of getting another animal) because 1) the papers are already filled out 2) she does not want to rain on their parade since they both seem so excited.

Dogs are pretty high maintenance and if you can't even remember to change the cat box it's dangerous to start fostering one.

I'm seriously tempted to call Animal Services. This will result in my friend's roommate loosing her job. That will inevitably fuck over my friend, who already is barely able to pay her rent as is. If her roommate moves out, she is inevitably going to have to move back home...to Long Island. Reason enough for me to not want to put in living situation in jeopardy.

I've also already threatened this friend a few times in the past months because she keeps on making decisions that could kill her. I don't want to be that person who kills all the fun. But seriously...isn't this animal abuse?

Do it, extreme asshole.

I think you're making a horribly inaccurate assumption. Hot sex often reeks like cat shit and urine, i.e., she's just having hot sex before she comes home, i.e., lighten up and stay out of her private sex life, you meddling bitch.

Just sayin'.

^^^ Living there for a month and a half absolutely killed my sex drive.

It's hard to get aroused when you breathe in poo.

ten thousand facesitting fetishists disagree

good point.

Do you care more for the happiness of the animals more than the happiness of your friend?

I don't think any of us are qualified to dispense sage advice on matters this delicate.

i'm not even sure if any of us are qualified to dispense sage.

I take offence at that comment.

In my capacity as herb distributer.

forget about her
she's a heartbreaker
she'll do it everytime
she did the same thing to me!

Ugh...one of my dealers apartment smells like cat shit. It's pretty gosh darn awful.

if it is as bad as you say, the hammer of God will come down inevitably.. I say snitching is the absolute WORST thing you could do in this regard.. I mean, if you were as fucked up as those people would you want the cops just running all through your shit (no pun intended ;) )?
let the chips fall where they may.

yeah, you should never ask advice from the interwebs; then again, i love to dish out patronizing jeremiads.

so--long story short--throw your friend a pity party. it's what she wants.

and don't butt into other people's lives-- no, you're not an asshole for thinking about what you're thinking of doing, but let your friend be the passive dishrag she has chosen to be and learn to be a grownup or end up in the psychiatric ward.

i mean, some people really trip on being total pussies. and i don't mean pussy in the sexy, juicy, bright pink yummy way, no... i mean it here in the way the other people think about it.

on that note.. what is the legitimate, standard english expression which carries the same connotation as the slang 'pussy' or 'bitch(made)'? Is it coward? I don't know.. some pussies are not necessarily cowards.. I have been trying to figure this out for months now with no luck.. whenever I want to refer to someone as a "pussy" but I am talking to like somebody's grandmother I don't know which term would be most appropriate, though I am sure "pussy" is not quite it..



I also found a graph ;)

the anti-snitch code is a huge load of bullshit. that's the kind of mentality that allows rape, incest, abuse, crime of all manner, to go unfettered and destroy the lives of millions.

call it whistleblowing and take down corporate criminals along with their trigger-happy counterparts in the streets and in government.

a thief is a thief, a murderer a murderer.



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I see I won't be doing any dirt with you ;)

snitching aint cool.. period. If you got a problem solve it. If you are too much a bitch to solve it yourself, leave it! Jesus its a simple philosophy. With this instance.. why call the animal services? Cuz yr too scared to check yr folks about that foul shit they are doing? Either boss up or step down but snitching is for humpty dumpty motherfuckers who sit on the fence.. until something or someone knocks they ass off the wall!

in like the 20s or up to the 40s if movies dont lie people said "yellowbelly" but eh, sexism has won the day.

re: the use of genitalia, it's more potent than standard language. cock, cunt, asshole, have tremendous hallucinatory power (what vivid metaphors!) than standard language lacks.

when i hear "coward" i think "noel".

when someone is a coward it's nicer to say "he shat his pants". you can almost smell the fear in that expression!

is this

your hero?