Funniest song titles
 

I came across this and I laughed a lot:

Half Man Half Biscuit - All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit

any other funny song titles you know?

Anal Cunt - I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos
and there's some tuff guy hardcore band I don't recall the name of with the title "The Only Red, White, and Blue I Salute is Pabst Blue Ribbon".
I generally think funny song titles suck.
Lots of good grindcore/goregrind/porn gore/etc song titles though.. look up Gore Beyond Necropsy titles.. Gut titles.. Vaginal Jesus titles.. stuff like that. The more 'shocking' and ridiculous, the better.

i was gonna name a buncha anal cunt songs but you beat me to it.

i like lightsabre cocksucking blues.

suck it or not by cam'ron cracks me up, not the title but the actually song,
"you gonna need a tissue for the cum in your nose", he is one misogynistic dude.

all of mclusky's song titles
but especially
the difference between me an you is im not on fire

Santa Doesn't Cop Out On Dope

'joy divison oven gloves' is another good one by HMHB

No, Donnie, These Men Are Nihilists

I think Adam gives his songs great titles. For example:
Assisted Living Dracula

Both Anal Cunt:

I sent Nambla pictures of your kid

Connor Clapton killed himself because his father is gay (I burst out laughing when I read this one,.......I don't know why)

Living Colour are my favourite Black Metal band

Frank Zappa : Don't eat the yellow snow, Why does it hurt when I pee ?, Go cry on somebody else's shoulder,... This guy was a fucking genius.

1-Speed Bike: If you were a McDonalds, your lips would be an orange soda, but your dick would be a shrivelled up fry

entrails ripped from a virgins cunt - cannibal corpse. the band is horrible, but their song titles crack me up.

Yeah! Good call.

The Frogs

I had a second change done at the shop ( now I've added animal cocks )
I'm sad the goat just died today
Nipple Clamps
Put your finger in the dyke, stop the leak
Who's sucking on grandpa's balls since grandma ain't home tonight slut?
Baby Greaser George
Someone's pinning me to the ground
La da da da, la da da dee, la da da dum dum

Downloading Porn With Dave-Moldy Peaches
Come and Smash Me Said The Boy With The Magic Penis-SY
Let's Save Tony Orlando's House (stolen from Simpsons) - Yo La Tengo
(I Am Taking Out My Eurotrash) I Still Get Rocks Off (l laugh at it) - Blonde Redhead

Zappa

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Be in my Video
Don't eat the Yellow Snow
I promise not to come in your mouth
Keep it Greasy
Stick it out
What's the ugliest part of your body?
Take your clothes off when you dance

-.- well......... seems like anyone I talk to somehow mentions the locust or anal CUNT. And I always have to explain to them that it is not music, and that they are fools for listening to it. There I said it. Don't mean to be mean, just the way I feel

You 've copied from me, cheat !!!! :eek:

I did? I didn't even read this thread. Just started posting some from the top of my head lol

Gore grind, Porn gore? That's a genre eh? I'm done with this thread, goodbye. I'm gonna go listen to some Big Brother and the holding company goodbye

anal cunt rules!