Skype me up bitches!

Skype me with a passion.

I love jimbrim.

He's soooo mine.

I'll have the legs then.

I tried to skype you porky, and you were OFFLINE.

Tried ringing you back to no avail.

I was sent away on an unpleasant errand. I am now posting on a tiny tiny blue board from a tiny tiny smartphone. Anyhow, Skyping was lovely. And it wasn't even dirty.

I've lost you the minute you muttered to yourself I was a dream.

I'm still not sure you weren't.

I'm mobilely Skyped up now, but I'm not sure it works without Wi-fi.

We could conference with cake :-O

My connection is touchy. I can't seem to make outgoing calls.

I WILL DIE OF BOREDOM IN THIS PLACE.

Hour and a half or so.

Yay it works! Sorry I couldn't hear anything. And of course you must shower before I speak to you again. Minging!

Trunc I'm back from the shops. SKYPE ME HARD!

You can try me now, but I don't know how well it will work.

Ogayz.

Just tried. I'm already winning at being for realzz.

I'm in a dead zone. Lemme try!

Woman! Where do you live? On Mars?? Anywayzz, Trunc's dangerously sexy.