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kim gordon is a key-ring that can emulate a ZX Spectrum! It never needs repairing.
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/prior...ref=kim+gordon
just fucked around with this site. how perfect internet is for killing time...  |
ok i feel like posting crap sites so http://urbandictionary.com has some nice definitions of things so i had fun on this one too.
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Soundtrax is a baseball cap that can be taken on holiday!
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ploesj is an electronic implant that stays exactly where you leave it! It encrypts all of its data and is actually just a solid block of plastic.
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sonicl is a pair of sunglasses that makes amusing belching noises and can speak twelve languages.
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I like your picture sonicl. I think everyone on the board should make their avatar a picture of them holding up a glass of beer. It would make me feel like I'm sitting in a pub with everybody.
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stirling is a milk carton that blocks UV light! It lasts for up to a week and is water-resistant.
blah is like a normal chocolate bar, but it plays a selection of current chart hits. yuck is a bar of soap that self-replicates and counts your loose change. lee ranaldo is an explosive device that turns your lights on and off and squirts clouds of black ink. thurston moore is a pogo stick! It flies like a rocket! |
My third nipple is a wastepaper basket! It doubles as a laser-printer!
Pauly Shore is a biro that detects harmful gases! I nutted on my shoe is like a normal billboard, but it lasts forever. My fat sack is a hole-punch that emits heat! It hums incessantly and is rustproof. Brian Wilson is a chocolate bar that has an alarm setting! Old electrical tape is a razor! It can be programmed to perform simple tasks! Margaret Thatcher's vagina is a human clone that's oak-panelled! It follows you around. |
Rob is a burglar alarm that works upside-down, never gets tired and looks like a fish.
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merkin is a hole-punch that anticipates your every move, increases your sex appeal and is slightly hallucinogenic.
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