It's International Star Wars Day!
 

May the Fourth be with you.

oh christ! like we need anymore reminders of this fucking franchise.

Star Wars sucks smooth butt, it bores me to tears.

It's Ok sarramkrop, we understand your desire to get your teeth into that scrumptious Star Wars franchise bottom.

Stars Wars day, happy it will be...

live long and prosper!

Probably the only good thing from that damn Star Wars Holiday Special:

what do we need another international retarded day for?

it's not even worldwide holiday.

who gets left out of "international"?

I'm sure the fireworks are even set to go off in Antarctica!!

check out this early scripts for star wars episode 1

Star Wars Episode 1 Scripts
EXT. JABBA'S PALACE. DAY
JABBA: Hello, Yoda.
YODA: Hello, dude. Everything alright?
JABBA: No. I've sprained my wrist.
YODA: Aw no! How'd that happen?
JABBA: Han Solo did it.

INT. DEATH STAR. DAY
EMPEROR: I think I'm getting a cold. I've got that really yucky feeling at the back of my throat.
DARTH VADER JNR: Mmm? What's that?
EMPEROR: I wish you'd listen. I said I think I'm getting a cold.
DARTH VADER JNR: Oh, God. I'll probably be the next one to get it.

INT. BEN KENOBI'S HOUSE. DAY
DARTH VADER JNR: Will you train me to be a Jedi, please?
BEN KENOBI: Sssh! I'm trying to watch Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Now look - I've missed the answer.
DARTH VADER JNR: I'm going to turn to The Dark Side now.
BEN KENOBI: You're not changing the channel, you little idiot.

INT. BEN KENOBI'S HOUSE. DAY
YODA: Ben... Ben!
BEN KENOBI: Wha? Whassa?
YODA: It's me - Yoda.
BEN KENOBI: What are you doing in there, Yoda? That's my laundry basket.
YODA: I got drunk, and I... I... I don't remember how I got in here.


INT. BEN KENOBI'S HOUSE. DAY
YODA: Ben, wake up!
BEN KENOBI: What? Who? Yoda!
YODA: Something terrible has happened.
BEN KENOBI: Hmmm... I thought I felt a disturbance in The Force.
YODA: No, that was me. I wet the bed.
BEN KENOBI: Oh, man! That's the last time I let you sleep in here with me.

INT. BEN KENOBI'S HOUSE. DAY
BEN KENOBI: What have you got there, Yoda?
YODA: It's called a Soda Stream. It makes fizzy drinks. Watch what happens when I put this nozzle up my nose, and press the button.
SOUND FX: (AN EXPLOSION)
BEN: ... Yoda...? Master Yoda? Oh, man! I'm gonna get into real big trouble with Mace Winda for this.

INT. TATOOINE SCHOOL. DAY
DARTH VADER JR: You guys are such saps. I'm going to hang around with the bad boys.
BEN KENOBI: Oh, Darth - you don't want to do that, man.
YODA: I've seen those bad boys smoking space cigarettes.
DARTH VADER JR: Yeah. They're cool.
BEN KENOBI: You're making a big mistake, Darth.

INT. BEN KENOBI'S HOUSE. DAY
BEN KENOBI: If we put the drinks over there, and the food on the trestle, we can...
YODA: Wait a minute, Ben - do you have permission for this party?
DR WHO (ENTERING): Party? What party might this be, boys?
BEN: Oh, er, hello, Dad! Um... no party. Er... so, are you all packed for your holiday to Vulcan?

EXT. TATOOINE HIGH SCHOOL. DAY
DARTH VADER JNR: Are you guys sure we should be breaking into the boiler room like this? We're supposed to be having double maths.
BEN KENOBI: Sssh! Mr Jabba The Hutt The Caretaker will hear us.
YODA: I sense a great disturbance in The Force.
DARTH VADER JNR: I've just wet myself.
YODA: That'll be it then.

INT. SPACE CANTINA. NIGHT
DARTH VADER JNR: I don't think we're old enough to be in here.
BEN KENOBI: Shut up, man, and if anyone asks, you're 21. Now sssh!
BARMAN: I hope you wiped your feet before you came in.
DARTH VADER JNR: Er... I didn't.
BARMAN: Then get out. We don't serve your kind in here.

EXT. BEN KENOBI'S HOUSE. DAY
DARTH VADER JNR: Tonight I'm gonna head over to the old lightsabre warehouse and tag it.
BEN KENOBI: What do you mean?
DARTH VADER JNR: Tag it. You know: spray my name on the side.
YODA: But that's grafitti. Vandalism.
DARTH VADER JNR: So?
BEN KENOBI: It's against the law, man.


INT. BEN KENOBI'S HOUSE. DAY
DARTH VADER JNR: I had a really weird dream last night. I had this black helmet on, and I was breathing funny. Also, I kept going on about feeling my son's presence.
BEN KENOBI: Er...
DARTH VADER JNR: What?
YODA: Great anger I sense within you.
DARTH VADER JNR: Yoda, I wish you'd stop stroking my face like that.

INT. BEN KENOBI'S HOUSE. DAY
DARTH VADER JNR: Look - I've pinched my dad's credit card.
BEN KENOBI: What are you going to do with that?
DARTH VADER JNR: I'm going to ring up Space QVC and order myself one of those big black capes.
BEN KENOBI: You're making a big mistake, Darth.
DARTH VADER JNR: Shut up, "Benny".

INT. BEN KENOBI'S HOUSE. DAY
DARTH VADER JNR: Look at me, man: I'm space body-popping!
BEN KENOBI: Stop it, Darth. You're going to break something, and my dad will get mad.
YODA (ENTERING): Gah... ah... help me! My eyes - they burn!
BEN KENOBI: What happened?
YODA: I was pretending to be a dog in the yard, and I got sand in them.

EXT. JABBA'S PALACE. DAY
BEN KENOBI: Are you guys sure we should be up here?
DARTH VADER JNR: Sssh! Someone will hear us. Now watch - I'm going to break one of old man Jabba's windows.
YODA: Don't, Darth! Let's just paint swears on his door and get out of here.
JABBA THE HUTT: What are you kids doing round by my bins?
BEN KENOBI: Run for it!

EXT. DAGOBAH. DAY
BEN KENOBI: Hey, Darth - my mum and dad have bought me a puppy. I call him Chewbacca!
CHEWBACCA: Woof! Bark!
DARTH VADER JNR: I hate him already! Give him here.
BEN KENOBI: Oh, man! Why did you throw my puppy in the swamp, Darth? Sometimes I think you're messed up in the head.
DARTH VADER JNR: Stupid "Benny".

EXT. DAGOBAH. DAY
BEN KENOBI: When I grow up I want to own a chain of fishmongers. I'll probably call them "Kenobi's Plaice".
YODA: I want to be a falconer.
DARTH VADER JNR: When I grow up I want to be an evil murderer, who crushes throats with a flick of his fingers.
BEN KENOBI: Darth, why do you always have to say stuff like that?
YODA: Ignore him, Ben. He's just trying to show off - as usual.

EXT. BEN KENOBI'S HOUSE. NIGHT
DARTH VADER JNR: Are you ready to come out, Ben?
BEN: I can't, mate. Mum's grounded me for accidentally breaking her favourite vase with The Force.
DARTH VADER JNR: You ought to show me how to use The Force, man.
BEN: I don't know, Darth. You'd probably use it to lift up girls' skirts and stuff.
DARTH VADER JNR: Yes.

EXT. BEN KENOBI'S HOUSE. NIGHT
DARTH VADER JNR: Pssst! Ben! It's me!
BEN: What are you doing on my extension roof, Darth? If my dad catches you...
DARTH VADER JNR: He won't! I used my Force powers to throttle him.
BEN: You did what!?
DARTH VADER JNR: It doesn't matter.
BEN: Yes it does!
DARTH VADER JNR: D'you want some, too?

EXT. YODA'S HOUSE. DAY
BEN KENOBI: Yoda! Who tied you up like this?
YODA: It's that Darth Vader Jnr. One minute we were listening to Steps, the next he was going crazy, accusing me of calling him a jawa.
BEN KENOBI: Did you call him a jawa?
YODA: No... but I did say his mum looked like Jabba.
BEN KENOBI: One day, Yoda, you're going to push Darth Vader Jnr too far.

retarded.

a day for the asswipes, cool.

fascist. elite worshipper. queen lover.

http://www.salon.com/ent/movies/feat...ain/index.html

i don't know about that !@#$%!, but dude's out to scam the whole world.

how many editions of the darth vader action figure have there been, now?

you're asking me? as if i had any fucking idea...

Everyone may already know about the R2-D2 mailboxes...(think there was a thread)
http://www.theforce.net/latestnews/s...ors_104142.asp






Conan visited the Skywalker Ranch as a remote segment during his week (this week) in San Francisco. George Lucas also came in for a guest segment on the program. O'Brien brought up that the original name for Luke's character was "Luke Starkiller" and joked with Lucas that he would be hard-pressed to have any visitors if his facility was referred to as the "Starkiller Ranch."\
hhaaha

oh, ha ha, the earnestness of the initial responses threw me off, but i just realized-- a pun? but just a pun? it was funny! it was! i just (duh!) noticed. sorry. thou shalt be repped for this, because, to get so much shit for making a pun, well, that earns you combat pay, no?

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ps sorry i must spread some more etc. :(

star wars just sucks. a cool little novelty trilogy of movies that was entertaining and back in the day but doesn't mean jack shit today. there were plenty more amazing things that have been made before, during, and after the period of those three movies, but no one gives a fuck, instead focusing on beating this dead horse for 30 years. fuck this bullshit.