Greatest comedy quotes?
 

I don't know about where you are but it's chucking it down here and the summer is definitely over. This means a rousing chorus of manic depressives and SAD sufferers wailing into the increasingly early dusk. In an attempt to stave this off I propose a compiling of everyone's favourite comedy quotes to bring smiles instead of razorblade to wrist action.

I will start us off with this from Futurama:

"So now Zoidberg is big huh? That's more like it. Who's intimidating who now big city, huh?"

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg
The greatest one ever is probably on that page somewhere

Fry: What’s so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us
aren’t normal. And that’s what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg. He’s
a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage and does.
Zoidberg: Damn right.
Fry: And the professor’s a senile amoral crackpot.
Professor: Oyeeaii. (waves)
Fry: Hermes is a Rastafarian accountant.
Hermes: Tally me banana.
Fry: Amy is a klutz from Mars.
Amy: Whoops. (drops her glass)
Professor: And Fry, you’ve got that brain thing.
Fry: I already did!

"I wasn't wearing it...I was eating it" The sadness in Zoidberg's voice always makes me laugh

homer: "oh, sideSHOW bob"