Best Boner Stories.
 

You go first.

Okay, I will. Our 7th grade science teacher, a middle-aged woman, kept telling us not to pull boners! Can you imagine what this did to a room full of 13-year-old boys?

I got a boner today.

Okay. I was hoping for a little more than that. Something "empowering." A "transformative journey."

I got like, 9

That's more like it.

And how did it transform or empower you?

I have a boner right now.

You've been looking at the BetterThanThou photo?

I ended up being desperate for sex. My cat didn't like it too much though, she was meowing afterwards...

I have like 15 boners right now.

i am a boner and so is my wife

I once got a boner in the summer of '95. I put in the Bad Moon Rising cd and "Intro" sounded so awesome.

dont you hate it when you are a passenger in a car, and u get a boner, and you can see your destination, so you gotta try your HARDest to not think about it and get it down before you get there.

Whats having a boner feel like?

just like a hard rod.

it feels like..umm..a nice feeling cramp haha i dunno

That sounds boring. Why should girls be proud of giving guys a "nice cramp" feeling in their crotch?

My history teacher got boners at the chalkboard all the time. And this was an all-boy catholic school. So go figure.

oh yeh he must be thinking of little boys hey. Because when im in the car and accidently crack a bone, im thinking of my dad. lol

Maybe he was fantasizing of lovely historical figures like Marie Antoinette.

i had a b0no one time. i cut it off at the stem and tortured it to death, screaming you are not jesus cunt at it. ah,good times.