help me, you fuckers
 

what the fuck are you supposed to wear to a wedding reception?

thank you. you've all been very helpful to me.

a dress?

dear lord, no, i'm not wearing pastels.

would it be socially inept of me to wear a black silk/satin slip dress with lace at the edges?

well it's not the actual wedding, it's just the party/reception. i have a huge assortment of things i could actually wear although none of them are seemingly formal enough to wear to a wedding party.

yeah. fuck them.

i'm sure i will have a decent time for there will be lots of free booze.

i'm sure by the end of the night i will have either made a spectacle of myself, as i usually do, or have moved to another party in which case it won't matter what i have on.

going with nothing on is considered of poor taste since you may take the attention away from the marrying couple.

just remember that and you'll be fine.

go the black satin slip dress, in australia it is acceptable so why not where you are

i know! i have fucking great style, not to toot my own horn or anything, but i need direction in terms of specific events because i have so many clothes and i am kind of inept so i don't know what to wear to anything.

i did end up wearing the black slip and nobody made any comments or anything and i didn't get too loaded or make an ass of myself and it was kind of boring although my prescence was kind of obligatory.
i'm not really a shocking kind of person, though. i don't intentionally play it safe but i'm not intentionally outlandish either.

You need to look like truncated. :) She knows.

i have a feeling that truncy and i share no common ground when it comes to our taste in clothes.

like a purple dress or something

it's a bit late for that seeing it was two days ago.