Rather Ripped -
 

It got FOUR stars in the latest edition of Rolling Stone Magazine!!!
:)

Alleluia. Thanks for the good news, "my friend goo" kid!

I really only think it was worth 3 stars. 3 and a half at the most. I don't think it was nearly as good as Sonic Nurse. But then again, I'm not a reviewer for Bowling Stoned magazine.

& this couldn't be worked into one of the plethora of other Rather Ripped topics because...


why?

I think I'm gonna just start making topics for every post I make.

That's a sweet picture! It makes me want to listen to Rather Ripped!

hey

you posted The Eagles lyrics in that other thread, Saturnine

I hate to torture everyone, but...

turn on the tube and what do I see
A whole lotta people cryin’ ’don’t blame me’
They point their crooked little fingers at everybody else
Spend all their time feelin’ sorry for themselves
Victim of this, victim of that
Your momma’s too thin; your daddy’s too fat

Get over it
Get over it
All this whinin’ and cryin’ and pitchin’ a fit
Get over it, get over it

You say you haven’t been the same since you had your little crash
But you might feel better if I gave you some cash
The more I think about it, old billy was right
Let’s kill all the lawyers, kill ’em tonight
You don’t want to work, you want to live like a king
But the big, bad world doesn’t owe you a thing

Get over it
Get over it
If you don’t want to play, then you might as well split
Get over it, get over it

It’s like going to confession every time I hear you speak
You’re makin’ the most of your losin’ streak
Some call it sick, but I call it weak

You drag it around like a ball and chain
You wallow in the guilt; you wallow in the pain
You wave it like a flag, you wear it like a crown
Got your mind in the gutter, bringin’ everybody down
Complain about the present and blame it on the past
I’d like to find your inner child and kick it’s little ass

Get over it
Get over it
All this bitchin’ and moanin’ and pitchin’ a fit
Get over it, get over it

Get over it
Get over it
It’s gotta stop sometime, so why don’t you quit
Get over it, get over it

& I'll let you scrape my pipe.

so, you want a spanking video


or will a picture of a red hand print on the hindquarters suffice?

I'll play you my favorite songs from Rather Ripped!

Do my laundry, be-otch!!! I guess she told you....

haha

Henley solo, but this one is actually a decent song...

I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something-something I can use
People love it when you lose,
They love dirty laundry

Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I dont have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry

Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre up
Kick em all around

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who
Comes on at five
She can tell you bout the plane crash with a gleam
In her eye
Its interesting when people die-
Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation?
Is the head dead yet?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got a
Running bet
Get the widow on the set!
We need dirty laundry

You dont really need to find out whats going on
You dont really want to know just how far its gone
Just leave well enough alone
Eat your dirty laundry

Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down

Kick em when theyre up
Kick em when theyre down
Kick em when theyre stiff
Kick em all around

Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybodys pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry

We can do the innuendo
We can dance and sing
When its said and done we havent told you a thing
We all know that crap is king
Give us dirty laundry!

AssBlaster, you did a good job on her pussy's shitbox...it's spotless.


& you did it lickety-split...

aw hell, a new page/./

It's a date! And you can hear my favorite songs from Rather Ripped!

someone restrain this man's wit before I shit myself.

finally got RR,
it was worth the 3$ i paid :)

I just got my copy yesterday, and I love it.