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MellySingsDoom 05.05.2007 03:55 AM

Question: Who is Porkmarras/Sarramkrop's biggest admirer here?
 
I was going to do a poll thing, but I figured it'd be more interesting to answer this: for those posters who are admirers of the man like sarramkrop, do you reckon that you're the No. 1 Porky booster? If so, why? Looks, intellect, sex appeal, musical knowledge?

!@#$%! 05.05.2007 03:58 AM

i'm not an admirer by any extent, except maybe when he's in drag, but i like the porks, he's one of the good ones. his talk of music often goes above my head, but his peculiar sense of humor is #1 for me. you weren't here when he used to post his insane pictures, were you?

MellySingsDoom 05.05.2007 03:59 AM

No, I wasn't. I should ask him about this.

Pookie 05.05.2007 04:00 AM

He is a unique individual.

I have the advantage of having had a hug from the sexy Italian man-beast.

sonicl 05.05.2007 04:40 AM

He's a mate, and a good bloke too. And he doesn't take life too seriously.

demonrail666 05.05.2007 07:27 AM

By starting a thread like this, it has to be you Melly, surely.

atari 2600 05.05.2007 07:29 AM

True, but what about (affectS lisP)
SyntheticalY?

"I love gmku, but my heart belongs to pork"

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I think that was/is his signature...
he's such a sWeetie


he also uses pork-barrel's pic as his avatar (poor guy...he tries so hard, yet he looks like such an average conformist joe)
before that, he used Savage Clone's hilarious seemingly Flock of
Seagulls-inspired teenage pic.

MellySingsDoom 05.05.2007 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
By starting a thread like this, it has to be you Melly, surely.


Nah, I don't think so. Anway, if you want to see, er, fanspeak, go look at the thread about Glice I started yesterday.

sonicl 05.05.2007 07:36 AM

I am rather intrigued, Melly, as to why you're starting all the fan threads.

atari 2600 05.05.2007 07:36 AM

zero, zero, very little

MellySingsDoom 05.05.2007 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicl
I am rather intrigued, Melly, as to why you're starting all the fan threads.


A bored mind needs distraction...the Glice one was very tongue-in-cheek, but I have noticed a fair amount of boardies being rather keen on sarramkrop, so am curious to find out why.

PS. We still haven't had our water pistols duel, have we?

atari 2600 05.05.2007 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
I have noticed a fair amount of boardies being rather keen on sarramkrop, so am curious to find out why.


pork's is a volume business, you know, kind of like McDonald's.

No matter how inferior and tasteless his product may be, he eventually permeates into the culture due to chronic overexposure.

By the way, I've been meaning to ask.

Who the hell is "Melly" and why are they "singing doom?"

Pookie 05.05.2007 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicl
He's a mate, and a good bloke too. And he doesn't take life too seriously.


Sums it up nicely.

And he makes me laugh.

The girls and the gays like him because he's a sexy Italian stud-muffin.

MellySingsDoom 05.05.2007 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atari 2600
Who the hell is "Melly" and why are they "singing doom?"


"Melly" - George Melly, jazz singer and raconteur par excellence.

"Sings Doom" - Gorgeous George once recorded an EP called "George Melly Sings 'Doom'". I own this piece of vinyl. It's great.

atari 2600 05.05.2007 07:49 AM

And I have my answer, thanks.

MellySingsDoom 05.05.2007 07:51 AM

atari - do you have eyewitness proof regarding the sizes of Armenian and Japanese penii? I've not had the opportunity, myself.

atari 2600 05.05.2007 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie
The girls and the gays like him because he's a sexy Italian stud-muffin.


He doesn't look Italian to me. He looks Armenian. I think Armenian males are the only people who have smaller penises than the Japanese.

atari 2600 05.05.2007 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MSD
atari - do you have eyewitness proof regarding the sizes of Armenian and Japanese penii?


Haha, you just wanted to write "penii." It's not a word, but it's humorous anyway.

Not personally. My empircal evidence is arrived at second-hand.
I've known a couple of women that both told me that.

One was in her twenties, a college student that I dated.

One was in her forties, my roommate dated her, and she's in the Director's Guild of America.

Pookie 05.05.2007 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atari 2600
He doesn't look Italian to me. He looks Armenian. I think Armenian males are the only people who have smaller penises than the Japanese.


Small penis insults. Clever.:rolleyes:

atari 2600 05.05.2007 08:03 AM

Yes, I strive to be a communicator, and since my audience is, well, rather, let's just say, "flippant," I have sunk down to their level (once again).

Everything I wrote is absolutely, to the best of my knowledge, true, however.

Can you string two-words together?

I think I've seen you do it a couple of times...c'mon choo-choo I know YOU CAN!

Go "Pookie," go! Let me have it with both barrels!

And don't just post that Evol-era picture of Kim with the shotgun. You and I both know that would be a cop-out.


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