so poor bytoe was talking to himself again? lmao

hey, i have a great ALL CAPS prediction too: after sunday, it will be monday! isn’t that genius?

i should quote myself come tuesday and self-congratulate for it hahaa

lmfao, poor bytor.

But...but... Hillary tho

Sorry, pundits: The problem isn't "polarization" — Republicans have lost their damn minds

https://www.salon.com/2019/11/01/sor...ir-damn-minds/

"I don't want to hang out with somebody who talks like that."

Manchild in chief hauls ass to Florida because NYC wants none of his BS. Gets roasted by Cuomo in the process. Did I mention I love New York? :D

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/31/u...residence.html

lol drunkle bob

https://politics.theonion.com/poll-s...ont-1839513857

MANAUS, BRAZIL—Citing a lack of support from those with no knowledge of the outside world, a new Reuters poll out Thursday found virtually no enthusiasm for the impeachment of President Donald Trump among uncontacted tribes in the Amazon completely unaware of our political traditions. “Despite the escalation of the inquiry in recent weeks, impeachment has the backing of less than 1% of people who have never encountered Western-style democracy and live in small, remote tribes hidden deep in the rainforest,” said Reuters poll analyst Chris Kahn, explaining that a month of depositions “hasn’t moved the needle at all” among indigenous hunter-gatherers entirely unfamiliar with our nation, its leaders, and its constitutional precedents. “This is a huge problem for Democrats. Go into these totally isolated communities that exhibit only a loose form of what we would call political structure, and you won’t find anyone demanding impeachment.

With the witnesses having already been decided, their testimony already known......what are they crossing examining?

Isn’t this the absence of Anglo-American juror prudence?

“The disclosure from Sondland, the U.S. ambassador to the European Union, in four new pages of sworn testimony released on Tuesday, confirmed his involvement in essentially laying out a quid pro quo to Ukraine that he had previously not acknowledged.”

https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment...l_taboola_feed

hahaha!

the simples have an answer for everything and they’ll come up with some utter bullshit for this one too

wait for mentions of a mythical pizzeria closet haaahaaahaaa

Virginia cyclist who flipped off Trump wins Loudoun County seat representing his golf club

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local...5a8_story.html

Sondland "revises" his sworn testimony. Not a fun thing for a millionaire mega donor to be the FIRST to testify. He thought everyone would line up behind Trimpy like he did. But not willing to go to jail for perjury, I guess.

A noble Oregonian, had to leave this blue state to be able to be a power player, bet he regrets it now:

my vote for one of the most punchable faces on the internet, right up there with Ajit



https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019...timony-ukraine

“Whether it’s the spirit of Leviathan, a spirit of Jezebel, Abaddon, whether it’s the spirit of Belial, we come against the strongmen, especially Jezebel, that which would operate in sorcery and witchcraft, that which would operate in hidden things, veiled things, that which would operate in deception.

“We come against it according to your word. Any persons or entities that are aligned against President Trump, the will of God, against the mantle that he would carry, against him as president, that it would be exposed and dealt with and overturned in Jesus’ name.

“We know that we do not wrestle against flesh and blood but against principalities, powers, rulers of darkness of this age, hosts of wickedness in heavenly places. Stretch out your arm and deliver President Trump and rid him of any bondage the enemy would try to bring against him.

“Thank you Lord for your hand establishing him, and let your arm strengthen President Trump.” – Paula White, who was hired last week to run the White House Faith and Opportunity Initiative.

Classic

haaahaaahaaahaaaa!

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sterno, rather

Trump still a crook shocker. Fucking scumbag.