Pope is resigning. Twitter wore him out.
 

http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/11/world/...ion/index.html

last pope to resign was in 1415

The nuns appear happy

"He spent his adolescent years in Traunstein, near the Austrian border, during the Nazi regime of Adolf Hitler.'

Love how CNN (CIA N N) glosses over the Nazi pope's membership in the Hitler Youth with the above statement.

The battle of Agincourt was in 1415. Did that have anything to do with the popes resignaton?

Last time I criticized the pope my parents got offended but they don't read this horrorshow so I don't care.

I'm glad to see the fucker go away, and I hope they elect a more liberal/ less pro-Opus-Dei pope. That shit is toxic.

At least when you're the pope and you resign, you know it isn't a mistake.

True!

Fat bloody chance!

You may has well told me that it was the Minister of Transportation in Botswana, or the President of Canada, for as much as this will shape My World.

Nazi Pope
Nazi Pope
Nazi Pope
FUCK OFF!!

is that dead kennedys or something?

**edit** i was thinking nazi punks fuck off!

!@#$%!, if the blessed Cardinals elected floatingslowly for Pope would that appease your more radical sensibilities for the sake of your grandparents happiness?




Exactly, we're talking about the Roman Catholic Pope, not those pesky Anglicans ;)

I think I'd make a fine pope. Don't worry, #$&#$, I'll take really good care of grandma. ;););)

In case of any confusion, I aim to use my new-found powers as Pope, to have sex with #$&#$'s grandmother.

FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU ARE

i pity your progeny and everyone related to you

U mad, brah?

lol

you're a piece of shit

O, no! :o

You're right, suchfriends, I should use my papal-persuasions on someone much better looking, but I can't help but smile at the joy of $#&#&# smashing things at the thought of me ma king SWEET CATHOLIC LOVE to his grandmother....over and over.

wow. you're such a worthless piece of --- nothing. i mean, absolutely nothing! but nothing!

Waitaminute did I miss something here?

nah-- you missed nothing. literally.

I cannot LOL enough to make the LOL's stop!

#$&$% sure gets upset about --- nothing!

LOL -- with blood-pressure like that, I think it's quite likely that you may die of a stroke -- soon! -- LOL

LOL -- !

I think you might have missed Ozzy's point in that tune ;)

well, if he was any less of a spineless worm, if he had anything he valued beyond his narcissistic pseudo-comical posturing, if he wasn't a little broken boy inside an old man's body, if he was less of a hollow shell, if he didn't have to lie about himself all day, if he was less of a chickenshit, if he had anything remotely close to a mother and a father and grandparents; if he was, in short, a person, i'd challenge him to say that to my face, and let him eat the consequences.

but he's an empty shell, a digestive tube with fearful nerves, a nothing, hence-- how can it be addressed in human terms? how can you insult something with no sense of boundaries or honor, that values nothing and only pretends? you can't. hence, to talk to it is pointless-- as Duke Ellington said "if you have to ask what Swing is, you'll never know". well, it will never know.

the thing, the nothing, will continue to go on, mechanically, pointlessly, meaninglessly, until someone eventually ends it, and it's wiped out and forgotten forever.

I'm just trolling around here but..

that shit sounds like PM deep yo ;)

too hard?

what i mean is that anyone who talks about someone else's family that way, even if it's just meaningless broken comedy from a broken person, i consider a worthless piece of shit-- why? because you either say those words to a person's face, or you don't say them. anyone who has ever had a family knows that. clearly, it doesn't.

you know what i'm saying, no? worthless = nothing.

it's pointless to insult/challenge/beat up nothing.

but yes, i'm going to be angry-- like a person should.

Gramma, there's a bad man on the internet saying his first act of Pope would be to make sex to you. They won't make him Pope, wil they gramma? They won't! They couldn't posibly! If they did....that would mean....o, gramma nooooooooooooooooooo! What do you mean "you want to touch his lovely hair"? Gramma, he's bad! Ok? O, god, gramma, why are you moving your hips that way??

The day I become Pope is the day I make sweet love to ALL the grandmas.

I am already a Discordian Pope.

You are the biggest fucking queen -- ever.

No, really. I mean it. Ever.

Faux-macho 2 tha exxxxtreme

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He's seeking legal immunity, that's why he resigned and that's why he'll remain in the Vatican.