The Emo Equation Revealed!
 

It's now been mathematically proven that if you take the square root of the second Chapterhouse EP, divide it by a Nine Inch Nails encore, multiply two Kim Gordon interviews, half that and then subtract the Klaxons. You get, that's right, Emo (or possibly the Archers of Loaf).

haha.I knew you couldn't wait to create this thread.

It took some time working out the Nine Inch Nails variables but I finished on the calculator late last night so I think I have it now.

It's taking some time to get around to thinking about Chapterhouse existing as a band but good job you've done there.

They were a problem. You're right. Thank god for algebra I say. Oh and Swervedriver of course.

You forgot to add the facial structure of The Cure's singer!

I did think about that but found that if you add it into the equation you simply get the first Curve EP.

Nemo is great!!! If I met that turtle I'd say duuuude! and give him a high-'fin'.
I admit I don't get the part about the loaf archers and the clacksons, are those skateboard gangs or something?

The Loaf Archers and the Clacksons were two of the gangs trying to stop The Warriors from getting back to Coney. They were totally badass. Big rumours that they got together, moved to Hoboken, called themselves The Thread Shredders and that now they fuckin' OWN New Jersey.

Archers of Loaf are fucking GREAT

VEE VEE is the SHIT cranked up full blast

used to like 'em a lot.