Haha it's just some shot on video thing. It's actually clever and funny at times but it's just so shitty.

I appreciated how quiet Replacement Killers was, though it's probably just because Chow Yun Fat can't speak English! But it was just such a crappy and Americanized take on Hong Kong action movies.. what was the point.

mira sorvino's legs.



(it's kinda like one of those "meaning of life" questions/answers)

oh adam i dont know if this shit is your thing but when you get a chance check out VERMILLION PLEASURE NIGHT on netflix instant watch.

it's tv. it's crap. but i think it's fucking brilliant and i can't explain why.

VERMILLION PLEASURE NIGHT?

I'll look it up now, haha. The title is great at least!

I just queued a movie called GEEK MAGGOT BINGO.

Even in the wild world of Japanese late-night TV, this show stands out for the bizarre vignettes that include everything from clay creatures talking about body hair to a playhouse full of desperately violent housewives. Profane, provocative and often disturbing, director Yoshimasa Ishibashi's variety show -- which mixes live action, animation and special effects -- delivers a sensual assault that yields a unique perspective on modern culture.

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Also, it's been compared to Liquid Television on one of the reviews!

I'll watch this later, thanks!!

touch me in the morning - 10/10

Quite possibly the funniest film I've ever seen. Pure genius. So direct and honest and .. touching! Brilliant.



breaking news - 7/10

Worth seeing just for the 8-minute single-take action scene at the beginning, but the whole film is great. If you're into Hong Kong action films I mean.


microwave massacre - 7/10

Fucking HILARIOUS. Only 76 minutes... never get boring, never gets old, with some silly gore.

Hey symbol man I'm watching vermillion pleasure night vol 1 right now. This is brilliant! Thankssss.

Starsky and Hutch last night, couldn't finish it
Its a fun movie, cant argue that.. but funny? I was having a really hard time finding where I was supposed to be cracking up. It was just a mindless entertainer.
6/10

If a film was so bad you couldn't finish it, how can it rate a 6/10?...

If a film was so bad I couldn't finish it, and there have been a select few like welcome to mooseport or hog wild, I'd give them a low rating or no rating (depending on how much I saw).

Adam, what year is MICROWAVE MASSACRE from?

I think 81.

sorry, 83./

I need to check that. Reminds me, I need to see DEATH BED too.

haha the bed that eats.

I have that on my netflix...

I didnt really type that right at all, I got tired and turned it off for the night.
I gave what I had seen thus far a six of ten.

A true classic of crap film. The guy at blockbuster gave me such a wierd look when I rented it. XD

So I haven't seen this yet - but there's an old Fulci flick called the Beyond that features a character named "Joe The Plumber" and he's responsible for unleashing zombie hell. One of the other main characters is John McCabe.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082307/

Anyone here seen the corpse grinders?

i saw ride the high country
excellent movie.
hey adam, the place where i rent movies just got street trash in their reissue section. is it worth seeing ?(he asked knowingly)

Uh, yeah. The Beyond (AKA The Seven Doors Of Death) is probably my favorite Fulci film!