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poisonidea19 02.14.2017 07:17 PM

Happy Valentines Day You Sonic Fucks
 
happy valentines day to those who comment back and wanna say hi. Not for the lurkers, or for Plips (which btw im not reading any of your jargon).. any one got any plans tonight?

!@#$%! 02.14.2017 07:39 PM

for us it's just a workweek evening

we gonna catch up on some soccer games & go to sleep early-- up at 5am tomorrow! (yikes)

so, hm, yeah, ha ha

happy tuesday regardless

poisonidea19 02.14.2017 08:12 PM

 

!@#$%! 02.15.2017 11:26 AM

lol too soon for halloween spooks

!@#$%! 02.16.2017 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dead_battery
spent my valentines day getting surgery

monged up on painkillers atm

the docs pulled two glove fingers out of my nose, the left them in there for an hour, i was in a delirious haze listening to a nurse make jokes that the fentanyl she was giving out was actually viagra. in fact i am still in a total daze.

good news is that i now have larger sinuses and that when the swelling goes down i should be able to breath properly.

uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhh

congrats yo

did you have to pay, after your whole ordeal?

dead_battery 02.16.2017 06:51 PM

nah i got it for free

thank fuck

!@#$%! 02.16.2017 07:50 PM

oh hell yeah triple congrats

happy nostril day

and say no to cocaine lol

obligatory cocaine bear follows

 

EVOLghost 02.17.2017 01:52 PM

I bought my girlfriend a puppy. It may have been a mistake. Prolly not though, that thing is cute as fuck.

dead_battery 02.17.2017 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
oh hell yeah triple congrats

happy nostril day

and say no to cocaine lol

obligatory cocaine bear follows

 


so much mucus and shit coming out that is like strips of cartilidge or god knows what. but i can already feel the increased oxygenation to my brain and the benefits thereof. and i daresay this new nose makes me look even more sexy than i already am which is miraculous, because i always have been so goddamn sexy.

 

!@#$%! 02.17.2017 03:49 PM

that's a really sexy puddle there on the left (screen left)

the sexiest

dead_battery 02.23.2017 08:53 PM

i am well into my recovery now, pulling chunks and strips of thick mucus and what looks like some substance between mucus and new nose flesh. now i can basically breath properly through both nostrils, which is very relaxing. there is still obviously a lot of gunk in there, but it's starting to clear.i should have taken pictures. i have actually been pulling bits of it out with tweezers as i shine the light from a torch deep into my nostril. it actually feels great. i have pmed everyone with a more graphic description.

!@#$%! 02.23.2017 09:37 PM

holy fuck.

did you have calcified stuff or something?

no need for photos lol-- just name yr previous condition and it can be googled

anyway congrats on the rivers of gore

what's next? looking for a new employment situation?


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