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truncated 04.08.2006 09:57 PM

Internet dating
 
is this a good site to get online dates from? is anyone up for it?

truncated 04.08.2006 09:58 PM

Oh my god, I did NOT write that!

Lesson: Do not leave your computer on when you have people over.

Toilet & Bowels 04.08.2006 10:02 PM

yeah right, sweet cheeks!

Savage Clone 04.08.2006 10:13 PM

There are people who would enter your domicile?

truncated 04.08.2006 10:14 PM

I've already done my nude photo spamming to the kiddies on this board. I don't want to push the issue yet, that would just look desperate...

truncated 04.08.2006 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
There are people who would enter your domicile?


I didn't say they entered voluntarily, did I?

Savage Clone 04.08.2006 10:16 PM

You also didn't say they could leave.

Savage Clone 04.08.2006 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truncated
I've already done my nude photo spamming to the kiddies on this board. I don't want to push the issue yet, that would just look desperate...


You could expand your net to include more mature demographics.

Toilet & Bowels 04.08.2006 10:21 PM

i'm only 13 at heart

Alex's Trip 04.08.2006 10:22 PM

There was this guy who was online dating someone for a long time, and then they arranged to meet and it ended up being his mother! They were living in the same house at the time too. If that weren't enough, the mother was 'cheating' on her husband (his dad).

khchris(original) 04.08.2006 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truncated
is this a good site to get online dates from? is anyone up for it?



What's wrong with meeting people in person and asking them out like a normal person would?

Internet Dating are for people with self-esteem problems. Not the demographic I look for when I meet women.

truncated 04.08.2006 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
You could expand your net to include more mature demographics.


Well alright then, any takers? The extra fingers are a surprising bonus.

Savage Clone 04.08.2006 10:29 PM

Polydactyly is hott.
 

truncated 04.08.2006 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by khchris(original)
What's wrong with meeting people in person and asking them out like a normal person would?

Internet Dating are for people with self-esteem problems. Not the demographic I look for when I meet women.


What are you doing here? Piss off. Shoo! Shoo!

If you're not being facetious, then you're even more of a dumb fuck than I thought.

truncated 04.08.2006 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
i'm only 13 at heart


Have you got skin like a newborn baby's bottom?
What are you doing next weekend?

truncated 04.08.2006 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Polydactyly is hott.


Fuckin A!

Toilet & Bowels 04.08.2006 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truncated
Have you got skin like a newborn baby's bottom? What are you doing next weekend?


people are always surprised when i tell them how old i am. they always think i'm like 5 or 6 years younger. anyway, next weekend i'm going to meet this older couple who came up to me in the street and offered me a bar of chocolate, they told me they live out in the woods, so i reckon it might be quite a nice visit.

Savage Clone 04.08.2006 10:50 PM

Nice to know that approach works. Duly noted for future reference.

I have been mistaken for younger quite a lot, though I think I look about my age.

truncated 04.08.2006 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
people are always surprised when i tell them how old i am. they always think i'm like 5 or 6 years younger. anyway, next weekend i'm going to meet this older couple who came up to me in the street and offered me a bar of chocolate, they told me they live out in the woods, so i reckon it might be quite a nice visit.


Well fine, fuck off then ya tease.

Toilet & Bowels 04.08.2006 11:11 PM

one of my mum's friends recently separated from her husband because he'd been having sex in hotels with strangers he'd met on the internet.

what message boards do these people meet on?


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