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Rob Instigator 09.16.2009 11:39 AM

Bums Say The Funniest Things
 
Bum quote of the day - "Hey, Guy. Im just tryin to get a haircut today. . . "

This was as I was paying for parking this morning coming to work.

a haircut? come on!

floatingslowly 09.16.2009 11:52 AM

that's why I always carry scissors with me at all times.

"there ya go, bub. that'll be $5. cheapest haircut on the block!"

notyourfiend 09.16.2009 11:55 AM

Bums sometimes say the saddest things.

I tend to try to give all homeless people the benefit of the doubt.

Rob Instigator 09.16.2009 11:58 AM

so do I, and I appreciate honesty as well, but fuck a haircut. If you ask me for a $1 to get a miller high life 16oz I will gladly help

notyourfiend 09.16.2009 11:59 AM

I've never had a bum ask me for $$$ for a haircut.

Then again though, I understand that if a bum is going to get a job, they need money to be able to clean up their appearance.

terriblecanyons 09.16.2009 12:00 PM

I don't get any sort of real conversation with bums. I just get "HAY GRL U SO PRETY, GIMME A DOLLAR PLZ." It's like, you called me pretty, shouldn't I be the one getting a dollar? Jus' sayin'.

floatingslowly 09.16.2009 12:08 PM

why they gotta be BUMS?

maybe they've just been laid off from Wal*Mart or as roadie for NOFX.

"bum" insinuates that they just want to sit on their ass all day.


lol trolling bumlords.

Rob Instigator 09.16.2009 12:15 PM

I know most of the homeless around downtown. This guy was new. a roving BUM. dirty but with decent clothes.\
and about 30 yrs old.

static-harmony 09.16.2009 12:20 PM

America has failed it's poor people.

Rob Instigator 09.16.2009 12:23 PM

shit, america has failed it's poor, it's working class,a nd now it is fucking assraping the middle class.

Rob Instigator 09.16.2009 12:24 PM

and you can believe the middle class will squirt un-felched semen out their buttholes.

static-harmony 09.16.2009 12:26 PM

I find it funny, how all of a sudden it hits Middle-Class people and we have to get worried. I say fuck that.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.16.2009 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
so do I, and I appreciate honesty as well, but fuck a haircut. If you ask me for a $1 to get a miller high life 16oz I will gladly help


I always keep ones in my pocket for the less-fortunate. and hey, if the dude wants a beer more power to him! if you are sleeping on the streets with no resources, no options, no hope, what else IS THERE to spend two or three bucks on but some brews or if you come up on a few more bucks some crack? I mean hey, we ALL need to get high ;)

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.16.2009 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
why they gotta be BUMS?

maybe they've just been laid off from Wal*Mart or as roadie for NOFX.

"bum" insinuates that they just want to sit on their ass all day.


lol trolling bumlords.


true but without a legal residence or a phone you can not get a job to get back on yr feet and you inevitably find yourself doing NOTHING all day and are about NOTHING. When I was volunteering on skid row I discovered that the thousands of people there were all about doing one thing with their lives, a unanimous sentiment of "nothing"




 

ahh.. the row, a bunch of mofos 'bout nothin, but there is a lot of fun and even wisdom there too.. I enjoyed working there surprisingly..

being homeless breeds apathy and hopelessness.

then of course when you are homeless YOUR VERY LIFE is a crime to the system.. they just keep arresting you so that you have to move around, but where to go?




 


I bet these assholes in blue are proud of their job. fucking nazis!

In reality, with nearly 170,000 homeless people in Los Angeles (and that is a HEADCOUNT, not an estimate :( ) skid row is no different a problem than the favellas or Rio or Nairobi

 

notyourfiend 09.16.2009 01:43 PM

^ exactly.

and you already have been an offender, it's very difficult to get a job that will get you off the streets.

and yes, to apply for jobs/submit a security deposit/pass a credit check etc. you need a certain amount of resources

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.16.2009 01:51 PM

In america life itself is crime and an offense to the shitstem.. WE ARE ALL ONE DAY AWAY FROM THE SAME PERSECUTION.

what happens if you lose your job tomorrow?

 

Rob Instigator 09.16.2009 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by static-harmony
I find it funny, how all of a sudden it hits Middle-Class people and we have to get worried. I say fuck that.


there USED to be more middle class people in the USA than poor ansd rich combined. No more.


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