Field companion for shit poll...
 

Get your voting caps on.

you're suppose to wipe it?

Without wiping you can develop piles, and in the short-term, 'dangleberries' are quite unpleasant. But, hey, if you want to rebel, then good on you brother.

i must ask.. indian style?? maybe i'm doing it without knowing...

Standing up, slightly bent.

Once my parents told me that it was weird (I forgot how the discussion came up) and they sit down and reach inside the toilet inbetween their legs while sitting, which is fucking weird.

Indian style - and it should be noted, I don't know whether this is actually how Indians, in general, wipe their arses - but there is a faint myth that there are cups of water and occasionally douches, rather than paper. I always meant to ask one of my Indian mates, but the chance has never yet arisen (and how in the hell do you ask that kind of question and not sound like a dick?)

ooh.. i thought that was the muslim way... & the reason why left hand is never offered. here's something on ablutions - not sure if that's properly asswiping though...

i was wondering if you were referring to feather indians or dot indians... :D

ok, time to vote...

The gentleman's way, of course.