My computer is a cunt
 

It started behaving funnily again and it wont do what i ask(not tell him,mind)it to do whenever i want it to do it.There's not talking to it and it told me to go impale myself.Cunt!

It won't even fuck off?

Usually, that's all my shitty computer will do.

There's no reasoning with it.I've scanned the twat but i can still see a smirk on its screen whenever i'm attempting to check the mature sex websites.Cheeky sod!

What a smartass computer. I'd come to the UK and fuck it up but I'm far too hungover. Maybe later.

So is mine......fucker.

Ah get a better one porky.

you need a COCK computer porkie. you'll be much happier. as for yours, you can sell it on ebay-- internet porn box w/ integrated cunt makes jerking off a lot easier.

is your computer being stupid because you have not got an original version of windows? thats what mine has been doing. is there a way of getting round this without forking out for it?

No wonder it's behaving funny!

Is that the Peticot 500?

Yes. I've had it for a year and it still hasn't crashed.

If it's the original one created by Patricia(no surname),it has also a body spray on the side.

Tokolosh,get the second series of 'Look Around You' and you'll see what i'm talking about.I've been re-watching it loads of late.Avoid the first one as it is ok but not that funny.

i'm rapping i'm rapping i'm rapidy rapping.

Look Around You: Computers

When most of us think of Bournemouth we think of the quaint seaside town, famous for tourism and battery acid manufacturing.
Pictured right (inset) is another Bournemouth. This one is the most powerful computer ever built in Britain. Above is Bournemouth's chief programmer, Computer Jones.
Bournemouth is so powerful he perceives ordinary people to be morons. He is able to solve thousands of complex theoretical problems in the time it would take us to eat a slice of Antmas Eve pie.
By the year 1990 there could be as many as 10,000 computers in britain.
Experts like Computer Jones will eventually become irrelevant as, by then, computers will be able to program themselves, clean their own laser ribbons and will even be able to help us organise trade union ballots.
More from Computers

 

PLAY DIARRHEA DAN: You can now play this popular toilet-based computer game. Diarrhea Dan must race against the clock to get into every cubicle and win vital loo paper by answering the toilet-related questions.

I'm rapping all day,i'm rapping all night.I'm rapping..........rapping.........ra-ra-rapping!

Haven't seen it yet, but it looks funny. There must be some of it on Youtube?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryAAWJOujoI

hope that link works.

Oh yeah! I remember seeing the Sulphur one.