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screamingskull 05.15.2007 11:20 AM

Akon apologizes for dry humping 14 year old girl
 
"Akon is finally speaking out about his humping a 14-year-old girl at a recent concert in Trinidad. The singer was video taped dancing very provocatively, ok he was just humping her, and now he's apologizing.

"First, and most important to me, I want to sincerely apologize for the embarrassment and any pain I've caused to the young woman who joined me on-stage, her family and the Trinidad community for the events at my concert in Port of Spain on April 12th.

It was never my intention to embarrass or take advantage of my fans in any way, especially those under the age of 18. That is why we tried to make sure that the club did not admit anyone under 18 in the audience. Somehow, that standard was not met.

Again, I apologize to those concerned and to all my fans and I pledge to all that we will strive to make sure this type of incident does not happen again."

Meanwhile, the apology came a day late for Verizon, who cut ties with the singer and, by extension, the tour with Gwen Stefani."

watch it, its pretty bad, worse than i expected it to be http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OS1ai989Mw

Everyneurotic 05.15.2007 11:23 AM

smack that, on the flooooor
smack that 'till you get soooore

screamingskull 05.15.2007 11:24 AM

to the window, to the wall, to the sweat drip from my balls

Everyneurotic 05.15.2007 11:34 AM

I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.
Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.

this is my favorite part!

screamingskull 05.15.2007 11:36 AM

the lyrics are pretty appalling

And possibly bend you over.
Look back and watch me
smack that, all on the floor,
smack that, give me some more,
smack that, 'till you get sore
smack that, oooh.
smack that, all on the floor,
smack that, give me some more,
smack that, 'till you get sore,
smack that, oooh.

floatingslowly 05.15.2007 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by screamingskull
to the window, to the wall, to the sweat drip from my balls


good gawd girl, it's lunch time in the colonies! :eek:



I don't think I've EVER seen dryhumping done with such...vigor before.

Everyneurotic 05.15.2007 11:37 AM

how he sells so many albums, i will never know.

he's basically r kelly without the natural dumbass factor.

Rob Instigator 05.15.2007 11:37 AM

pop that coochie, pop, pop that coochie baby.....

Rob Instigator 05.15.2007 11:38 AM

I nevre even heard of this guy.

screamingskull 05.15.2007 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
how he sells so many albums, i will never know.

he's basically r kelly without the natural dumbass factor.


R Kelly's funny in a "what will he do next?" kind of way. like michael jackson!

Everyneurotic 05.15.2007 11:40 AM

yeah, kinda; but with a lot of cluelessness going on.

i mean, he thinks trapped in the closet is an artistic statment, for real!

screamingskull 05.15.2007 11:41 AM

he believes he can fly, did you know.

Everyneurotic 05.15.2007 11:46 AM

well yes, he believes he can touch the sky.

MellySingsDoom 05.15.2007 11:47 AM

I've got your apology, Akon....

 


...RIGHT HERE!!!

king_buzzo 05.15.2007 11:56 AM

Oh god...

floatingslowly 05.15.2007 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
i mean, he thinks trapped in the closet is an artistic statment, for real!


it might not be art, but it sure is funny!

I mean come on....a midget shits himself. how couldn't that be funny??


Quote:

Originally Posted by vBulletin
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MellySingsDoom again.


Toilet & Bowels 05.15.2007 12:14 PM

well it's not his fault, how was he supposed to know she was underage?

ALIEN ANAL 05.15.2007 12:16 PM

holy shit, that was so much worse than i expected....he raped her!
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i gotta get into hip hop!!

Toilet & Bowels 05.15.2007 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
holy shit, that was so much worse than i expected....he raped her!
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i gotta get into hip hop!!


a few rappers have ventured into pornography

 


 

ALIEN ANAL 05.15.2007 12:26 PM

yehhh boi
get me some bling
gonna show her my thing
make her shake her booty
and then ill slide in her ring


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