How to seduce a Hipster (SY related)
 

note to self... rename all celine dion on ipod...

what the fuck...

I didn't watch the video as I already know the answer:

Whip out your dick. Make a line of coke along your dick. Say "Hey, come do this line of coke off of my dick." Done.

this reminds me how pissed i am that the beatrice is in fucking shutdown mode

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

There's a world of coke out there. And countless dicks to host said coke. And countless venues to host said dicks hosting said coke. And countless 'DJs' that have iPods loaded with MGMT.

"there's a world of coke out there"

truth.

time for me to clean up the kitchen and go to bed.

That's the most tenuous coke metaphor I've ever heard.

"Husker Duh"
-"Husker Dü!"
"Oh, erhm, Husker Dü!"

Nobody likes this CRAP.

That kitten looks like it's done a little blow.

wonderful linkage.

"... pretentious music like the Velvet Underground and Sonic Youth."
"No one really likes that crap!"


Ahahaha... ha... ):

there was actually a nyc hipster-adored artist named Dash Snow who was taking pictures of that and getting famous for nothing a few years back...obnoxious east village child of a filthy rich Hamptons art family...

EDIT: i was wiki-ing him and learned that he just died from an overdose....woops?

:( :( :(

i have tears. thank you.

I KNOW it's the cutest kitten I've ever seen ever.

It's becoming hip and pretentious to acknowledge and call out Sonic Youth as being hip and pretentious. I'm over it.

haha my friend showed me this link just because he knew i like sonic youth. i found it pretty funny, and very true. not the sonic youth-bashing, but everything else.

it's so fucking hip to hate your favorite band. why the hell do hipsters do that?

Haha, I found it to be rather funny. Even though I listen a lot to Sonic Youth, The Velvet Underground, Yo La Tengo and Husker Dü (or at least I say I do ;) )