War of the East
 

I have two flatmates who seem to be at war when it comes to cleaning duties and everything in general.One of them moved in just 3 weeks and she reckons her toiletries are being hidden by the other one on a daily basis.Apparently the reason for the fracas is that russian and polish are not meant to like each other and it's getting stupidly ridiculous.I spent very little time at home and when i do both of them tell me who did this and that to who.I aint care,i think they should both grow up and take their responsabilities.Any tips?

put them in a room with a cake and let them do their worse.

kill them, process them, sell the polish sausage on ebay?

what a couple of fucks. slap them silly, or something.

Apparently having bikes is a crime for one of them.Jesus.........

Well, get them locked in a room, and let them out until their arguments are settled.

Welcome to my neighborhood.

South Omaha, where I was born and raised, has long been a haven for immigrants. The last century brought German, Russian (most obviously), Greek, Italian, and Polish folks here, and now we're home to a huge Latino and African population.

Besides the fact many were born here, and don't speak a word of their 'native' language, they continue to hold age old grudges that are beyond pointless. The Mexicans hate the Nicaraguans, The historically Greek and Italian parts of town are right next to eachother and they claim they can't stand eachother, I've been raised to not to talk to 'stupid' Polocks and Lithuanians all because of something that happened before any of us were even thought off! Its not as bad as it once was, but the occasional bar brawl is still pretty common.

Not sure you can say anything more to your friends Pork, because I'm sure they are old enough to know better.