ha ha, of course-- but i thought it would be funnier if we imagined it was a doctor

"breathe deeply..."

Godbless atsonicpark.

had this done to me recently and though i may have acted like i enjoyed it at the time because i was horny and in the moment. hated every minute of it.

i felt violated the next morning. very uncomfortable and odd.

sticking yr finger up my ass? thanks but no thanks.

adam :[

Next time tell Swatrick Swayze to warn you first!

oh, well thanks for the tip but dont need any extra. i'll bring a ruler next time.

that lil pony air fisting says it all. nub is about what it felt like.

I got to go in for my yearly physical in a few weeks.

I hate the prostate exam.

where did you get that photo of me?

I was conjuring you, it clearly worked.

i wish adam was here so i could complain about my talentless douche "musician" roommate.

i really wish adam was here all the time actually